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Offline wpruitt

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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #75 on: January 07, 2007, 04:42:20 PM »
Rob must have found an intelligent woman to help him out ... or someone is hacking in on his account
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #76 on: January 07, 2007, 04:44:40 PM »
Why don't squirls get shocked when they run across powerlines?
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #77 on: January 07, 2007, 04:47:09 PM »
Has anyone ever wondered about the sexual inuendo associated with "insert Tab A into Slot B"??
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #78 on: January 07, 2007, 04:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Tyler on January 07, 2007, 04:44:40 PM
Why don't squirls get shocked when they run across powerlines?
The insulation covering the wire protects them - also, on bare wire, the current can pass through them and meet no resistance.  I've seen a squrriel hit bare wire while part of their body is still on that covered with insulation.  Can you say "Dinner"?
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #79 on: January 07, 2007, 04:51:45 PM »
Quote from: BaldRob on January 07, 2007, 04:47:09 PM
Has anyone ever wondered about the sexual inuendo associated with "insert Tab A into Slot B"??

Just like the plug at then of a cord is the "male" and the outlet on the wall is the "female"
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #80 on: January 07, 2007, 04:59:58 PM »
Quote from: wpruitt on January 07, 2007, 04:51:45 PM
Just like the plug at then of a cord is the "male" and the outlet on the wall is the "female"

Along the same lines, do you ever wonder why the "female" end is called a nut and the "male" end is called a bolt?
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #81 on: January 07, 2007, 05:04:03 PM »
Quote from: Tyler on January 07, 2007, 04:59:58 PM
Quote from: wpruitt on January 07, 2007, 04:51:45 PM
Just like the plug at then of a cord is the "male" and the outlet on the wall is the "female"

Along the same lines, do you ever wonder why the "female" end is called a nut and the "male" end is called a bolt?
Because we see what she looks like when we sober up .... and we bolt out the door
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #82 on: January 07, 2007, 05:11:12 PM »
Quote from: wpruitt on January 07, 2007, 05:04:03 PM
Because we see what she looks like when we sober up .... and we bolt out the door

LOL !  :D

Come to think of it, when I was single and promiscuous, I didn't sleep in much  :P
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #83 on: January 07, 2007, 05:28:45 PM »
Quote from: Robmeister on January 07, 2007, 05:11:12 PM
Quote from: wpruitt on January 07, 2007, 05:04:03 PM
Because we see what she looks like when we sober up .... and we bolt out the door

LOL !  :D

Come to think of it, when I was single and promiscuous, I didn't sleep in much  :P

Been there done that ... but Robmeister - I thought you were a virgin when you married.....
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #84 on: January 07, 2007, 05:38:16 PM »
Quote from: wpruitt on January 07, 2007, 04:50:07 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 07, 2007, 04:44:40 PM
Why don't squirls get shocked when they run across powerlines?
The insulation covering the wire protects them - also, on bare wire, the current can pass through them and meet no resistance.  I've seen a squrriel hit bare wire while part of their body is still on that covered with insulation.  Can you say "Dinner"?

But the real reason is that there is no current path to ground... 'lectricity needs potential with a positive and a negative (or ground) for current to flow.  When the squirrel is on the wire, there is no difference of potential, so no current flow, hence, no dinner!
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #85 on: January 07, 2007, 07:55:33 PM »
Quote from: wpruitt on January 07, 2007, 05:28:45 PM

but Robmeister - I thought you were a virgin when you married.....


wait a minute...you might be right...hang on, let's see....

was in a touring heavy metal band...sold 80,000 records.....yer right....women hate that stuff....couldn't get a date no matter how hard I tried. ;) 8)
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #86 on: January 08, 2007, 02:28:52 AM »
Quote from: wpruitt on January 07, 2007, 05:04:03 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 07, 2007, 04:59:58 PM
Quote from: wpruitt on January 07, 2007, 04:51:45 PM
Just like the plug at then of a cord is the "male" and the outlet on the wall is the "female"

Along the same lines, do you ever wonder why the "female" end is called a nut and the "male" end is called a bolt?
Because we see what she looks like when we sober up .... and we bolt out the door

oooooh!!! now that was a cheap shot!! Hey there are women that post on this forum ya know!!   :P
Well, one, anyway....
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #87 on: January 08, 2007, 05:42:54 AM »
i don't think he was refering to you magmaBABE.
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #88 on: January 08, 2007, 07:19:56 AM »
Doin great Paul, thanks. Glad to hear things are going well with your dad.

Of course he wasn't referring to you magmababe. Who would wanna bolt out on you?
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Re: random babbling!!
« Reply #89 on: January 08, 2007, 07:28:12 AM »
Quote from: PigPen on January 08, 2007, 07:19:56 AM
magmababe.  Who would wanna bolt out on you?

I wouldn't.  M-babe, we mean no disrespect.  It actually reflects a MAN'S horrible lapse in judgement, probably fueled by over-indulgence in adult beverages.

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