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#75
by
wpruitt
on 07 Jan, 2007 16:42
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Rob must have found an intelligent woman to help him out ... or someone is hacking in on his account
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#76
by
Tyler
on 07 Jan, 2007 16:44
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Why don't squirls get shocked when they run across powerlines?
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#77
by
BaldRob
on 07 Jan, 2007 16:47
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Has anyone ever wondered about the sexual inuendo associated with "insert Tab A into Slot B"??
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#78
by
wpruitt
on 07 Jan, 2007 16:50
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Why don't squirls get shocked when they run across powerlines?
The insulation covering the wire protects them - also, on bare wire, the current can pass through them and meet no resistance. I've seen a squrriel hit bare wire while part of their body is still on that covered with insulation. Can you say "Dinner"?
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#79
by
wpruitt
on 07 Jan, 2007 16:51
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Has anyone ever wondered about the sexual inuendo associated with "insert Tab A into Slot B"??
Just like the plug at then of a cord is the "male" and the outlet on the wall is the "female"
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#80
by
Tyler
on 07 Jan, 2007 16:59
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Just like the plug at then of a cord is the "male" and the outlet on the wall is the "female"
Along the same lines, do you ever wonder why the "female" end is called a nut and the "male" end is called a bolt?
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#81
by
wpruitt
on 07 Jan, 2007 17:04
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Just like the plug at then of a cord is the "male" and the outlet on the wall is the "female"
Along the same lines, do you ever wonder why the "female" end is called a nut and the "male" end is called a bolt?
Because we see what she looks like when we sober up .... and we bolt out the door
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#82
by
Robmeister
on 07 Jan, 2007 17:11
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Because we see what she looks like when we sober up .... and we bolt out the door
LOL !

Come to think of it, when I was single and promiscuous, I didn't sleep in much
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#83
by
wpruitt
on 07 Jan, 2007 17:28
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Because we see what she looks like when we sober up .... and we bolt out the door
LOL ! 
Come to think of it, when I was single and promiscuous, I didn't sleep in much 
Been there done that ... but Robmeister - I thought you were a virgin when you married.....
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#84
by
BaldRob
on 07 Jan, 2007 17:38
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Why don't squirls get shocked when they run across powerlines?
The insulation covering the wire protects them - also, on bare wire, the current can pass through them and meet no resistance. I've seen a squrriel hit bare wire while part of their body is still on that covered with insulation. Can you say "Dinner"?
But the real reason is that there is no current path to ground... 'lectricity needs potential with a positive and a negative (or ground) for current to flow. When the squirrel is on the wire, there is no difference of potential, so no current flow, hence, no dinner!
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#85
by
Robmeister
on 07 Jan, 2007 19:55
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but Robmeister - I thought you were a virgin when you married.....
wait a minute...you might be right...hang on, let's see....
was in a touring heavy metal band...sold 80,000 records.....yer right....women hate that stuff....couldn't get a date no matter how hard I tried.
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#86
by
MagmaBabe
on 08 Jan, 2007 02:28
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Just like the plug at then of a cord is the "male" and the outlet on the wall is the "female"
Along the same lines, do you ever wonder why the "female" end is called a nut and the "male" end is called a bolt?
Because we see what she looks like when we sober up .... and we bolt out the door
oooooh!!! now that was a cheap shot!! Hey there are women that post on this forum ya know!!

Well, one, anyway....
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#87
by
PBurke
on 08 Jan, 2007 05:42
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i don't think he was refering to you magmaBABE.
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#88
by
PigPen
on 08 Jan, 2007 07:19
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Doin great Paul, thanks. Glad to hear things are going well with your dad.
Of course he wasn't referring to you magmababe. Who would wanna bolt out on you?
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#89
by
Robmeister
on 08 Jan, 2007 07:28
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magmababe. Who would wanna bolt out on you?
I wouldn't. M-babe, we mean no disrespect. It actually reflects a MAN'S horrible lapse in judgement, probably fueled by over-indulgence in adult beverages.