random babbling!!

[PBurke]

nice dome robmeister.

My sister-in-law (wife's sister) said something at our wedding that was great.  She said "If you must argue, argue naked!"

that would make it whole lot harder ( NO PUN INTENDED ) to stay mad.

[Robmeister]

...whole lot harder.....

That is sofa king funny....what a pun....did you intend that?

[wpruitt]

My sister-in-law (wife's sister) said something at our wedding that was great.  She said "If you must argue, argue naked!"

And does it work LOL

[Medic aka Rocko]

I wouldn't mind arguing naked with my sister in law.

[wpruitt]

Yeah - but your wife might object!

[Tyler]

Was that said in a toast?

Yep.

[Robmeister]

Went out in public sportin' the new slick noggin yesterday.  (Before this, I've sported a baseball cap to cover up the pale).

Anyway, I was at the mall to get an eye exam....and had this hankerin' to walk into a hair cutting place (Fantastic Sams/SuperCuts) and mess with them by making an appointment.

I didn't because I couldn't come up with something witty to say...a couple I was thinking of were:

"I really need help with this rag mop up here"

"I'd like a shampoo only....no haircut"

"What can you do with this?" (pointing to noggin)

"Is the coffee for customers only?"




Any other ideas?

[PigPen]

HAHAHAHAHA....I walked into one of those places so we could get a haircut for my son. I showed up before my wife, son and daughter. So when I walked in to get his name on the list, they looked at me kinda funny

[Robmeister]

they looked at me kinda funny

LOL!!

[Noner]

Went out in public sportin' the new slick noggin yesterday.  (Before this, I've sported a baseball cap to cover up the pale).

Anyway, I was at the mall to get an eye exam....and had this hankerin' to walk into a hair cutting place (Fantastic Sams/SuperCuts) and mess with them by making an appointment.

I didn't because I couldn't come up with something witty to say...a couple I was thinking of were:

"I really need help with this rag mop up here"

"I'd like a shampoo only....no haircut"

"What can you do with this?" (pointing to noggin)

"Is the coffee for customers only?"


Any other ideas?

Ok here's a few off the top of my head. These will work best if you do it seriously or deadpan.

"I'd like to make an appointment for a cut and a color"

"What do you reccomend for friz?"

"I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"

"So where do you sweep all of that hair? Just curious if the garbage is locked?"

"I came here yesterday and said A LITTLE OFF THE TOP! Where is the manager?"

"It's really cold out there, can I put my head in the dryer?"

"So Hair huh?"

"I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"

"Can you just place this bucket under the stylist's chair? I'll be back for it later."

Thats all I have for now.

Noner

[Robmeister]

"I'd like to make an appointment for a cut and a color"

"What do you reccomend for friz?"

"I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"

"So where do you sweep all of that hair? Just curious if the garbage is locked?"

"I came here yesterday and said A LITTLE OFF THE TOP! Where is the manager?"

"It's really cold out there, can I put my head in the dryer?"

"So Hair huh?"

"I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"

"Can you just place this bucket under the stylist's chair? I'll be back for it later."

NONER!!!......that's great stuff!!!

My wife and I both were roaring!!

I'm gonna have to hack some of that from you and trip some folks out!!!

[PigPen]

Went out in public sportin' the new slick noggin yesterday.  (Before this, I've sported a baseball cap to cover up the pale).

Anyway, I was at the mall to get an eye exam....and had this hankerin' to walk into a hair cutting place (Fantastic Sams/SuperCuts) and mess with them by making an appointment.

I didn't because I couldn't come up with something witty to say...a couple I was thinking of were:

"I really need help with this rag mop up here"

"I'd like a shampoo only....no haircut"

"What can you do with this?" (pointing to noggin)

"Is the coffee for customers only?"


Any other ideas?

Ok here's a few off the top of my head. These will work best if you do it seriously or deadpan.

"I'd like to make an appointment for a cut and a color"

"What do you reccomend for friz?"

"I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"

"So where do you sweep all of that hair? Just curious if the garbage is locked?"

"I came here yesterday and said A LITTLE OFF THE TOP! Where is the manager?"

"It's really cold out there, can I put my head in the dryer?"

"So Hair huh?"

"I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"

"Can you just place this bucket under the stylist's chair? I'll be back for it later."

Thats all I have for now.

Noner

NONER ROCKS!!!!!

[PBurke]

yall ever just look at people like they are stupid just to see what they do?

[Tom McGarry.]

yall ever just look at people like they are stupid just to see what they do?

Is that what you are doing in your picture?

[PBurke]

HA HA sorta. that was a company christmas party and i was sober. i was on call. (dispatcher in the oilfield)