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Offline IrishCasey

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Cool timepiece
« on: February 12, 2008, 04:42:28 PM »
An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks

at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks,

'Is your date runninglate?'

'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch.

I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?

What's so special about it?'

The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to

talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken

because I am wearing panties!'

The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, ' Bloody thing's

running about an hour fast'.......' Can I buy you a drink?  '
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Offline Paul

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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 05:00:14 PM »
Good one Casey. :*)) :*))
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Offline Marz

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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 05:15:46 PM »
Classic!
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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 09:24:08 PM »
Good one.
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Offline JDog

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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2008, 09:48:02 PM »
Casey that is a great joke, I wonder if that would work in real life!
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Offline Timmay

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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2008, 10:01:28 PM »
my watch is telling me that JDog headed out to the bar to try that line....LOL

Good one Casey...
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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 04:58:21 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) O0

WARHAWK O0
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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 07:45:40 AM »
excellent!
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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 09:55:29 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Offline IrishCasey

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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 03:04:48 PM »
Glad you like it..As we say in Ireland..
"Its how you tell them"
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Offline IrishCasey

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Re: Cool timepiece
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2008, 03:08:08 PM »
The same Irish guy returns to the same pub the next day.

While sitting drinking at the bar he turns to the woman beside him and says "Can I smell your ________?"

The woman is completely disgusted.  "No, you certainly can not!" she replies.

"Well it must be your feet then" says the man.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2008, 09:30:01 PM by wpruitt »
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Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
Fé mhóid bheith saor.
Sean tír ár sinsir feasta
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