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Cool timepiece by IrishCasey on 12 Feb, 2008 16:42
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An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks
at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks,
'Is your date runninglate?'
'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch.
I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?'
The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to
talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!'
The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, ' Bloody thing's
running about an hour fast'.......' Can I buy you a drink? '
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#1 by Paul on 12 Feb, 2008 17:00
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Good one Casey.
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#2 by Marz on 12 Feb, 2008 17:15
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Classic!
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#3 by wpruitt on 12 Feb, 2008 21:24
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Good one.
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#4 by JDog on 12 Feb, 2008 21:48
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Casey that is a great joke, I wonder if that would work in real life!
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#5 by Timmay on 12 Feb, 2008 22:01
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my watch is telling me that JDog headed out to the bar to try that line....LOL
Good one Casey...
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#6 by warhawk on 13 Feb, 2008 04:58
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WARHAWK
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#7 by Bald_Okie on 13 Feb, 2008 07:45
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excellent!
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#8 by PigPen on 13 Feb, 2008 09:55
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#9 by IrishCasey on 13 Feb, 2008 15:04
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Glad you like it..As we say in Ireland..
"Its how you tell them" -
#10 by IrishCasey on 13 Feb, 2008 15:08
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The same Irish guy returns to the same pub the next day.
While sitting drinking at the bar he turns to the woman beside him and says "Can I smell your ________?"
The woman is completely disgusted. "No, you certainly can not!" she replies.
"Well it must be your feet then" says the man.