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Offline Marz

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How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« on: February 07, 2008, 02:07:40 PM »
Ok, I have been alive about 13290 days.

I started taking out the garbage at about 8 years old (-2320 days)

less various vacations, sick days, etc. (-200 days)

Means I have taken out the garbage about 10770 times.

What the hell man, I should be sponsored by Hefty.
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 02:11:02 PM »
My wife gets aggreviated when I dont help clean up the kitchen....so I grab the trash and take it out....and think that I have at least cleaned 75% of the kitchen....
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2008, 02:15:45 PM »
Wow, we're really stretching for a forum topic here !!  :*))

j/k.
You could actually use this for a bunch of different things and it'd be mind blowing...
How many times have you mowed the lawn, taken a dump, sneezed, washed the car, etc. etc.
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2008, 03:08:17 PM »
Quote from: schro on February 07, 2008, 02:15:45 PM
Wow, we're really stretching for a forum topic here !!  :*))

j/k.
You could actually use this for a bunch of different things and it'd be mind blowing...
How many times have you mowed the lawn, taken a dump, sneezed, washed the car, etc. etc.

or have taken a dump in the yard, while taking out the trash....
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2008, 03:12:58 PM »
Quote from: herronm on February 07, 2008, 03:08:17 PM
Quote from: schro on February 07, 2008, 02:15:45 PM
Wow, we're really stretching for a forum topic here !!  :*))

j/k.
You could actually use this for a bunch of different things and it'd be mind blowing...
How many times have you mowed the lawn, taken a dump, sneezed, washed the car, etc. etc.

or have taken a dump in the yard, while taking out the trash....

Like I said 10770. :*))
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 04:42:41 PM »
I think it would be easier to try to remember how many times I've sneezed!   :*))
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 10:19:26 PM »
I took the garbage out 11 years ago.... when I divorced my wife  :)
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2008, 10:37:01 PM »
Maybe 100 times. 

Amazingly, I never really had to take the garbage out when I was a kid.  Even as an adult, I haven't had to do it much either.  Weird, I know.

I did a TON of other chores, but the garbage wasn't one of them.  Now, if you had to count the number of wheel barrels full of stuff I had to move and shovel, that's a different story.
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 10:40:49 PM »
Garbage detail is mine. I do it many times. It gets me out of loading and unloading the dishwasher
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 12:29:00 AM »
WELL... Theres @ ways to look at this!  I took out "garabage once that she :px didnt go home for 5 years . I dont know if took out or BROUGHT HOME would be a more correct description   :o
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2008, 12:57:39 AM »
~936 times
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2008, 02:10:24 AM »
Quote from: Marz on February 07, 2008, 02:07:40 PM
Means I have taken out the garbage about 10770 times.
marz....i'm glad i'm not the only one taking out the garbage. O0  however...u got me beat.  if i was 2 guesstimate it would probably B around 4000 times.

WARHAWK O0
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2008, 04:37:46 AM »
Sometimes it seems that "Garbage is my life"..............
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2008, 06:30:40 AM »
Cant even imagine......
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Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2008, 10:17:01 AM »
Countless, been doing it since I did my chores as a boy and it's still one of mine, along with a few others I've picked up as an adult and dad, lol.   :)
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