Biker

• Biker by frostillicus123 on 13 Dec, 2007 18:04
•            A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
         and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
   
         CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
   
         CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
   
         HAND JOB: $100.00
   
         Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
         and beckons to the exceptionally attractive well endowed female bartender
         who was  serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 
           "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
   
         "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
          gives the hand-jobs?"
   
           "Yes," she purrs, "I am." 
   
           The old biker replies, 
   
           "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
  
• #1 by nomad on 13 Dec, 2007 18:06
• Thats a good one Frosty
  
   
• #2 by PigPen on 14 Dec, 2007 11:52
• ha ha ha ha
• #3 by Timmay on 14 Dec, 2007 12:52
• WHAT?! You dont want the special sauce on that cheeseburger??  whats wrong with you guys
  LOL
• #4 by PBurke on 14 Dec, 2007 13:03
• i think i have been to that place.
• #5 by frostillicus123 on 15 Dec, 2007 04:37
• leave it to you paulie
• #6 by froze on 17 Dec, 2007 12:03
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• #7 by PBurke on 17 Dec, 2007 12:46
• Quote from: frostillicus123 on 15 Dec, 2007 04:37

  leave it to you paulie
  

  
  
  what?
• #8 by frostillicus123 on 19 Dec, 2007 17:38
• Quote from: PBurke on 17 Dec, 2007 12:46

  Quote from: frostillicus123 on 15 Dec, 2007 04:37

  leave it to you paulie
  

  
  
  what?
  

  
  act all innoient there isn't anything iinnocient about you and you know it.
• #9 by PBurke on 20 Dec, 2007 05:12
• ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• #10 by frostillicus123 on 20 Dec, 2007 17:06
• Quote from: PBurke on 20 Dec, 2007 05:12

  ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  

  
  
  sorry dude i meant to say, have you been ordained into saint hood yet?
• #11 by PBurke on 29 Dec, 2007 14:56
• Quote from: frostillicus123 on 20 Dec, 2007 17:06

  Quote from: PBurke on 20 Dec, 2007 05:12

  ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  

  
  
  sorry dude i meant to say, have you been ordained into saint hood yet?
  

  
  
   i have a meeting with the sainthood board as soon as the wounds heal from having the horns and tail removed.
• #12 by frostillicus123 on 30 Dec, 2007 02:07
• Quote from: PBurke on 29 Dec, 2007 14:56

  Quote from: frostillicus123 on 20 Dec, 2007 17:06

  Quote from: PBurke on 20 Dec, 2007 05:12

  ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  

  
  
  sorry dude i meant to say, have you been ordained into saint hood yet?
  

  
  
   i have a meeting with the sainthood board as soon as the wounds heal from having the horns and tail removed.
  

  
  hahahah hope they don't leave scars