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Offline frostillicus123

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Biker
« on: December 13, 2007, 06:04:27 PM »
           A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
       and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
 
       CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
 
       CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
 
       HAND JOB: $100.00
 
       Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
       and beckons to the exceptionally attractive well endowed female bartender
       who was  serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 
         "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
 
       "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
        gives the hand-jobs?"
 
         "Yes," she purrs, "I am." 
 
         The old biker replies, 
 
         "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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Re: Biker
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 06:06:14 PM »
Thats a good one Frosty

 :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Biker
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 11:52:40 AM »
ha ha ha ha
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Re: Biker
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 12:52:18 PM »
WHAT?! You dont want the special sauce on that cheeseburger?????  whats wrong with you guys
LOL
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Re: Biker
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 01:03:46 PM »
i think i have been to that place.
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Re: Biker
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 04:37:14 AM »
leave it to you paulie
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Re: Biker
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2007, 12:03:47 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :XX :XX
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Re: Biker
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2007, 12:46:02 PM »
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Re: Biker
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2007, 05:38:06 PM »
Quote from: PBurke on December 17, 2007, 12:46:02 PM
Quote from: frostillicus123 on December 15, 2007, 04:37:14 AM
leave it to you paulie


what? >:D :*))

act all innoient there isn't anything iinnocient about you and you know it.
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Re: Biker
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2007, 05:12:26 AM »
ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P :P
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Re: Biker
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2007, 05:06:57 PM »
Quote from: PBurke on December 20, 2007, 05:12:26 AM
ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P :P


sorry dude i meant to say, have you been ordained into saint hood yet?
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Re: Biker
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2007, 02:56:08 PM »
Quote from: frostillicus123 on December 20, 2007, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: PBurke on December 20, 2007, 05:12:26 AM
ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P :P


sorry dude i meant to say, have you been ordained into saint hood yet?


 i have a meeting with the sainthood board as soon as the wounds heal from having the horns and tail removed. >:D >:D
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Re: Biker
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2007, 02:07:24 AM »
Quote from: PBurke on December 29, 2007, 02:56:08 PM
Quote from: frostillicus123 on December 20, 2007, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: PBurke on December 20, 2007, 05:12:26 AM
ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P :P


sorry dude i meant to say, have you been ordained into saint hood yet?


 i have a meeting with the sainthood board as soon as the wounds heal from having the horns and tail removed. >:D >:D

hahahah hope they don't leave scars
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