OK OK , This woman goes to a pet store to get her husband a christmas present, She tells the salesman "moneys no problem, but its GOTTA be something DIFFERENT!" the salesman thinks for a sec.... WELL.... i DO have JESSICA? she says who's JESSICA ? well, JESICA is a rare amazon "SUCKING" bullfrog! she says"what do you mean SUCKING?" WELL , jessica enjoys perfoming oral sex on her male handlers ! She thinks"this could work cuz i hate doing THAT" OK i'll take her! so ... she takes JESSICA and he big bowl home to suprize her husband . He walks in from work , and she runs to meet him at the door , "guess what i got you for christmas , honey?" I HOPE ITS A BIGSCREEN! nohun, its a pet amazon bullfrog!! he says sarcastically, "WHAT in the hell am i supposed to do with a frog? WELLl... she says, I KNOW how much you LOVE oral sex, HE says "YEA, SO?" well the frogs name is JESSICA, and SHE loves to give oral sex! OH , hell no! youre sick ! so she says ,"QWELL as long as jessica's availble , I'm not doing it ANYMORE!!" a couple weeks go by, and she's sticking to her words , EVEN THOUGH he keeps asking again and again . ONE night she is awaken by noise down in the kitchen, and she goes down and sees JESSICA sitting on the cabinet and he was cooking . SHE asks "what in the hell r you doing?" he says BITCH , if i can teach JESSICA to COOK , YOURE OUTTA HERE !
