ok ok ....This woman
goes to a pet store to get a present for her husbands birthday. She informs the salesman" this has got to be something REALLY special!" WELL... says the salesmen, we DO have 1 SPECIAL talking golden amazon TALKING parrot, BUT... the lady asks, BUT WHAT ? WELL... he used to reside in a house of prostituion!
SO whats that mean, does he swear or something ? OH NO, he's very well behaved , and VERY friendly! she says "OK, I'll try him" so she takes MAGOO home and takes him in th house MAGOO says "hey girly , nice pad we got here " wheres the girls?" SHE thinks "well thats not TOO bad" after a lil while her 2 daughters come home from school, and she takes them in to see MAGOO, magoo says "HEY GIRLY, nice pad we got here, really pretty girls TOO, i'm gonna like it here" the 2 girls just sorta giggle and blush a lil. After about a hour , the husband comes home from work, the wife says "hun, i got you a really nice birthday present, its a TALKING parrot !" COOL... where is he ? she says hes back here , as they walk into the den , MAGOO chimes up "HEY GIRLY,nice pad we got here, really pretty girls TOO, HEY FRANKyou gonna have the USUAL?" FRANK drops dead !
