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Additional Reasons the Pilgrims left England and had cause to celebrate Thanksgi by Paul on 21 Nov, 2007 10:05
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Been sitting here with a fellow teacher and discussing humorous reasons the Pilgrims would have left England for America and then gave thanks. Please jump in and add to the list. To our English contingent, please jump in to and add to the humor.
Top Reasons the Pilgrims left for America
#1. In America you get to drink your beer cold.
#2. You get to drive on the correct side of the street.
#3. Here you keep kidneys in a body, not in a pie.
#4. In America you play REAL Football.
#5. In America, "banger" involves a totally different kind of sausage. -
#1 by Robmeister on 21 Nov, 2007 10:20
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#6 In America, they could burn heretics at the stake....instead of being burnt at the stake as heretics.
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#2 by wpruitt on 21 Nov, 2007 10:26
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Top Reasons the Pilgrims left for America
#1. In America you get to drink your beer cold.
#2. You get to drive on the correct side of the street.
#3. Here you keep kidneys in a body, not in a pie.
#4. In America you play REAL Football.
#5. In America, "banger" involves a totally different kind of sausage.
#6 In America, they could burn heretics at the stake....instead of being burnt at the stake as heretics.
#7. In America, spelling is easier (honor / color v. honour / colour)
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#3 by Paul on 21 Nov, 2007 11:11
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#8. When you ask for chips they come in bags in a variety of flavors
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#4 by -Doug- on 21 Nov, 2007 11:21
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#9 When someone says "Bob's your uncle" here, they are talking about a relative.
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#5 by JDog on 21 Nov, 2007 19:20
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9.In America, they are not forced to eat jellied eel pie or oxtail.
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#6 by Ian on 25 Nov, 2007 14:40
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Top Reasons the Pilgrims left for America
#1. In America you get to drink your beer cold. (Its always cold over here)
#2. You get to drive on the correct side of the street.
#3. Here you keep kidneys in a body, not in a pie.
#4. In America you play REAL Football.(Clue:Footbal=feet,kicking a ball with your feet=football)
#5. In America, "banger" involves a totally different kind of sausage.
#6 In America, they could burn heretics at the stake....instead of being burnt at the stake as heretics.
#7. In America, spelling is easier (honor / color v. honour / colour)(Thats for a reason,not saying you yanks are thick or owt)
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#7 by Razor X on 25 Nov, 2007 15:24
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(Thats for a reason,not saying you yanks are thick or owt)
#8 They wanted to live in a place where people don't use words like "owt".