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The never ending story....maybe
Timmay:
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SEEN. There are 5 sly guys walking in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and they have Janet up in the air. She is knocking down street lights and taking top stories off of buildings. The whole town is complete mess. The guys thought that if they snag her on something it would let her air out...but instead as teh air rushed out there was a huge burst of air that sent them all flying. Warhawk is hanging off of times square marquee...Pburke has his ass pushed thru the dunkin donuts sign.....SlyInKC has been blown thru the Victoria's secret living display window and has a pair of thongs wrapped around his head, Time2shine was blown ontop of the Statue Of Liberty and he is up there singing some song from ...........
marshd1000:
Just a pause in the story for clarification. I am kind of confused Timmay, Janet (who is the perfume counter gal at Nordstrom) just walked in. So what happened between that and her becoming a hot air balloon in the Macy's parade?
Timmay:
i dunno i guess you had a brain fart
marshd1000:
Well, Janet, Malou's friend from the Nordstrom perfume counter, was acting weird as she was referring to her self in the 3rd person. But this was the result of being in shock over seeing herself represented as a balloon in the Macy's Parade. All of a sudden Janet started to spazz out and said to Tyler, "you look terrible, just like those morons who were guiding that balloon in the Macy's Parade.' "They were all BALD and were making fun of me!" "Tyler, you need to grow your hair back....NOW!!!!!!" With this Tyler and Malou were comforted by Rob, Timmay and Marsh, who took them on a trip to Florida to Miami so the influences to grow the hair back would be gone. When they got there to go to the beach, they somehow strayed off the beaten path and found the local nude beach. At this point, they were all in shock and in awe as Timmay threw the dreaded "red and whites" into the Atlantic Ocean screaming...."I'm free!!!!!!!!". Meanwhile, Tyler, Malou, Rob and Marshall immediately got sick and had to hurl!!!!!!
Timmay:
Timmay just kept running straight for the water in all his glory, he could see the guys back on shore. He just couldnt hear what they were doing for the crashing of the waves onto the beach. Timmay is starting to feel really odd when he notices people along the beach bending over and heaving. Suddenly in the depths of the water..he can feel the temperature getting colder and colder. The once crystal clear water started to turn a shade of dark brown then black. The water begins to boil as it were hot. Up out of the water surfaces this huge dark massive hunk of ..........JANET! she has seaweed and kelp all over her body and she is waving her arms in the air as if she was some sort of lochNess monster. Timmay standing there...cupping his lil pee pee...scared to death...turns to look at all the guys on shore. AS he turns he and feel teh wind blowing across his back. It felt funny...like somethign was on his back. As he stands there...Janet burst out into laughter as Timmay is standing there. Timmay is really confused at this time. He reaches his arm behind him as much as he can and notices there is a huge patch of hair on his back. Timmay's eyes get as big as bowling balls as he discovers that the patch is in the form of .......................
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