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The never ending story....maybe
marshd1000:
It was at this point, that Tyler, the founder of Sly Bald Guys, woke up from what was a strange and twisted dream. Much like Bob Newhart waking up with Suzanne Pleshette at the last episode of Newhart....realizing that the Newhart show was bascially a dream and that he was still in Chicago and that he was not a innkeeper in Vermont.
So with this Tyler got up and out of bed and made breakfast for his lovely wife and started telling her about this dream. "Honey....what does this dream mean.....I have marshmallows all over my hands. By the way, is your friend, Janet, still working at the perfume counter at Nordstorm? Just do me a favor, don't let any bald guys piss her off. Or have her piss them off. Tell her not to overeat. In this dream, she pissed off some Sly Guys and they fed her food and she just blimped up!!!! I am serious....!!!!!!! She went from being HOT to being NOT!!!!!!!!."
With that statment, Tyler's wife called up a dream specialist.
TO BE CONTINUED????????
SBG Math Guy:
lollllllllll marshd1000 Posted on: Today at 10:45:52 PM
:*))
Well i'm not going to ruin this story. I will let somebody else do
the next part, but man I have been enjoying this so much. lol what a
great place to be.
Robmeister:
Well the dream specialist was a complete idiot.....so not only did Malou (Tyler's lovely wife) want every penny of her money back, but this so-called "specialist" really screwed up Tyler's sleep patterns to the point where when Tyler gets up in the middle of the night to take a friggen leak, he ends up.....
PE#1:
...."doing his business" in a flower pot in the corner of their room while singing zip-a-dee-doo-dah. After a few weeks of this Tyler and his wife started to smell something coming from the corner. Plus Tyler's wife couldn't understand why should could not get the song zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of her head. So after investigating the room they threw the flower pot out figuring the smell was coming from one of the pets using the bathroom in it. Well, the next day when they found the floor soaking wet in the corner of the room they were baffled. So they thought the best thing to do was...
marshd1000:
Get rid of Misha, the cat that they had been catsitting for Marshall. Well, Marsh came and got Misha. But the problem for Tyler and Malou continued. The smell got worse. So Malou set up a hidden camera and found that Tyler was sleepwalking and thinking that the corner where the flower pot had been was the bathroom. Well, in the meantime, a cat box with clumping litter was set up for Tyler. But this was not an acceptable solution. So another dream specialist was called in. After being analyzed, the specialist suggested that Tyler grow his hair back. Tyler and Malou screamed.....OH NO!!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT. Since they were in crisis, they called in Rob, Timmay and Marsh for help to try to avert the crisis. As they arrived at Tyler's household, Malou's friend from the Nordstrom perfume counter arrived with a confused look on her face.............
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