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The never ending story....maybe
marshd1000:
a cryptic message. It read, "Yul, you will be no more. With intoxication of my minoxidil elixir. You will have a growing hair fixer. Bowling balls be gone. Sly is so, so wrong.". This message was sprouting all over the backside of Timmay's nude body. Just the sight of that was already making people at the nude beach quite ill. But when Tyler read that message, he screamed and was wishing he was back at home to do his thing in the cat box. Meanwhile, Malou screamed at Janet and said, "Tyler was right...you were so hot, but now you are so NOT!!!!!!!!!". At this point, Janet, Malou's former friend started to fling globs of wet sand at Malou, not realizing that Malou was also a Ninja Fighter, and a good one at that. Malou was mad as hell for she realized that Janet had hexed Tyler and that is why he was having the bad dream and the "catbox/flowerpot" problem. So with that, Malou did her first move on Janet, which was........
Timmay:
she gently walked over to Janet. Looking way up high to try to see her eye to eye. Janet was so large standing there in front of Malou. Malou wasnt going to back down...no not this time. SHe was going to follow thru to protect her sweet innocent lil Ty. Malou takes about 5 steps back...rakes her left foot as though she was a raging bull...and makes a fast approach to Janet. As she nears Janet..she pulls her head down as though she was going to head butt Janet. Right before contact with Janets knees Malou ...makes an abrupt stop because.....
marshd1000:
Her contact lenses got lost in the sand.
Timmay:
But...Janet's friend , Wanita who works at the Waffle house came to the rescue. While laying out in the sun munching on Dorito's notices something on her chip. Its a contact! SHe jumps up and down all excited proclaiming that she found the "Golden Ticket" she is going to go see Willy Wonka!
marshd1000:
Janet, who has an extreme addiction to chocolate, gets distracted by this announcement of finding the Willy Wonka golden ticket. Janet thinks that her and Wanita are going to visit the chocolate factory. As this happened, Gene Wilder, who played Willy Wonka in the movie happened to be at the beach that day. Janet then got into a conversation with "Willy Wonka". Gene upon looking at Janet realized that Janet would really fit the role of Violet Beauregard, who had blimped into the giant blueberry in the original movie. Just so happened that they were going to do a sequel to the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie. So Janet was wisked off the nude beach in Miami and taken to Hollywood. Meanwhile Malou, Ty, Robmeister, Timmay and Marsh, get the hell out of there to be as far from Janet as possible. But with the economy being bad, they brainstorm on how to encourage slyness in this downturn. Marsh, who thankfully throws the nude Timmay some tasteful shorts and a golf shirt whispers, in Robmeister's ear and says.......
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