Apple Computer announced today that it
has developed a computer chip that can store and
play music in women's breast implants. The iTit
will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is
considered to be a major breakthrough because
women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.
So if you bought two, it'd be like a stereophonic iTit.
Ideal spokesmodel: Dolly Parrton!
Told this joke to my big boss (owner of the company) yesterday and I thought he was gonna piss himself.
I'm sure the line is forming already at Circuit Titty, er I mean City.