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Breaking News  Breaking News  Breaking News  Breaking News
 
Apple Computer announced today that it
has developed a computer chip that can store and
play music in women's breast implants. The iTit
will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is
considered to be a major breakthrough because
women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.



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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 09:30:53 AM »
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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 09:59:03 AM »
definately want the big ass '70s style headphones. not those little dinky things that fit inside your ears. >:D :*)) :*))


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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 12:56:04 PM »
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In a bacon and eggs breakfast, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed. BE THE PIG!!!




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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 01:25:11 PM »
So if you bought two, it'd be like a stereophonic iTit.

Ideal spokesmodel: Dolly Parrton!

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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 07:15:09 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 11:02:05 PM »
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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 07:15:19 AM »
Told this joke to my big boss (owner of the company) yesterday and I thought he was gonna piss himself.
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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2007, 11:48:12 AM »
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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2007, 11:50:49 AM »
I'm sure the line is forming already at Circuit Titty, er I mean City.
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Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2007, 11:22:40 AM »
hahaha totally awesome
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