You might be sly ....

[Razor X]

...  if you only have time to shave your head or your face, and you choose your head

... if you get excited when razor blades and shaving gel go on sale

...  if you apply more products to your head than people with full heads of hair

...  if you consider 24 hours' worth of growth to be "long hair"

...  if you get annoyed if you see someone out in public with a shiner head than yours

...  if you can't remember what color your hair is

... if you get embarrassed if someone sees you before you've had a chance to shave your head

... if you try to convince everyone to get a haircut just like yours


OK - who wants to take it from here?   

[Paul]

Awesome list Razor, also

                                    .....if you frequently rub your head checking for stubble

                                    .....if you only wear a hat in cold weather cause you want to show off that dome

                                    .....if you are the only one of your friends who knows what a HeadBlade is

[PBurke]

.......If you just look at LAY-DAYS and grin when they are checking you out. cause the guy they are with is not SLY.

[BALDANDRE]

...if you actually FORGET you have a bald head

...if after a couple years into it , you try to grow it out and the hair comes back different than before...wavy in ways you never knew!

...if you can't talk enough of how cool it is to be bald with other bald dudes

...if you've ever said you should shave your head at least once in your life to someone...

..if you dig it when you see another dude that looks to be completely bald with no shadow...and you wish you could only have his lack of shadow..


...if you spend your whole work day here.... on SLYBALDGUYS!

[SLYinKC]

......If you have the entire layout of the shaving section at Wal-mart memorized so that you know exactly what is missing or out of stock.

[PBurke]

.... if you look like this,









<----------- sexy sumbeach!

[Paul]

.... if you look like this,









<----------- sexy sumbeach!

<----------or this one!

[BaldRob]

.... if you look like this,









<----------- sexy sumbeach!

<----------or this one!

is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??

[PBurke]

at least it won't get in our hair. HAHAha.... ok that was bad, sorry. can magma spank me now?

[schro]

.... if you look like this,









<----------- sexy sumbeach!

LMFAO! 

[schro]

...if you tell the lay-days, "Hey (insert name here) if you look closely at my head, you can see your future. I think I'm in it".

[Paul]

is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??

MUST be you...I'm just your average CONFIDENT sly guy!!

[PBurke]

...if you tell the lay-days, "Hey (insert name here) if you look closely at my head, you can see your future. I think I'm in it".

.......or. "Hi my name is_____________, don't forget it. you will be screaming it later."

[Razor X]

.... if you look like this,









<----------- sexy sumbeach!

<----------or this one!

is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??

 

[HotCajun]

......If you wake up telling your man to shave his head before kissing you!