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Offline Beardman

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Re: My *blank* head
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2013, 05:25:10 AM »
Quote from: BBCnorthants on January 09, 2013, 03:30:54 AM
Hmm, I'll have to reserve judgement. I dont think I've ever touched a lard-covered sumo  ;D

Definitely the best shave ever.

So my recommendations are to get very very tired and very drunk before you shave :D

(Disclaimer: the above comment bears no relation to reality, and before introducing sharp metal to your skin, you should be fully sober and wide awake, and preferably not in a weird hotel in northern Florida that doesnt open its pool until 10am)



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Re: My *blank* head
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2013, 01:36:43 PM »
I'm a bit jealous over this thread. I'm still working on getting that perfect shave. I always find a spot that got missed. Every.....single...time. And now I hear there were booze and hookers too! Dang
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Re: My *blank* head
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2013, 01:37:43 PM »
Lol. The hookers were purely imaginary, unfortunately.
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Re: My *blank* head
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2013, 01:39:50 PM »
Lol ......Imaginary hooker :)
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Re: My *blank* head
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2013, 01:42:21 PM »
For me it's called 'In Search of the Ultimate Head Shave'

In five years I think I may have achieved it two or three times.  I've never gotten the UHS from a barber and probably never will, but I plan to keep trying.

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Re: My *blank* head
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2013, 03:04:49 PM »
Yea an ultimate Head shave with an ultimate Bj wow what a combo... Lol.. you lucky bastard.
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Re: My *blank* head
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2013, 03:08:32 PM »
SmoothBear, maybe....(or is that name already used?) Any female would be welcome for me, she doesn't have to be a hooka...
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Re: My *blank* head
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2013, 11:34:03 AM »
Quote from: saintc on January 09, 2013, 03:43:30 PM
Quote from: Slyfive on January 09, 2013, 02:58:46 AM
Slicker than a sumo covered in lard

The visuals on that-------------- !*u%e

You're welcome sir!
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Offline Gary~

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Re: My *blank* head
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2013, 01:09:57 AM »
How about the word "sleek" meaning "smooth and glossy". You could reinforce the idea with the phrase "sleeky smooth" or "smoothly sleek".
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