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My *blank* head by BBCnorthants on 09 Jan, 2013 02:06
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In spite of being exhausted and jet lagged, and in spite of having a liquid dinner courtesy of the mini bar in my room, I managed to give myself the greatest head shave known to man, in the entire history of the universe.
No missed areas, no stubborn areas (like the crown or behind the ears), no nicks or cuts or grazing, and perhaps because of the combination of the products and razor I used in conjunction with the water here, the skin on my head feels like...
And that's where I'm lost, because I can't think of a word or words to describe how perfect my head feels. Can you help me out?
Think of the most perfect head shave you ever had, and tell me how it felt, or how it made you feel, and maybe it will apply to my head too.
And yes, it really is 4.07am and I really am sitting here admiring my noggin
I blame it on the mini bar
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#1 by OzSly on 09 Jan, 2013 02:52
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G'Day BBC,
Well done on the great shave cobber, looks like the liquid dinner helped make you nice and relaxed. That might be he key....you might be on something there BBC
I always liked "Smooth as a baby's bum"
Since I have been using the ATX and the HeadBlade 6 blade cartridge, every shave is like what you had
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#2 by Slyfive on 09 Jan, 2013 02:58
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It sure is a good feeling when that happens! Slicker than a sumo covered in lard
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#3 by BBCnorthants on 09 Jan, 2013 03:30
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Hmm, I'll have to reserve judgement. I dont think I've ever touched a lard-covered sumo
Definitely the best shave ever.
So my recommendations are to get very very tired and very drunk before you shave
(Disclaimer: the above comment bears no relation to reality, and before introducing sharp metal to your skin, you should be fully sober and wide awake, and preferably not in a weird hotel in northern Florida that doesnt open its pool until 10am)
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#4 by Lynchy on 09 Jan, 2013 04:03
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Lol .... Drunk shaving, sounds like a winner
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#5 by slymyke on 09 Jan, 2013 06:32
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Hmm, I'll have to reserve judgement. I dont think I've ever touched a lard-covered sumo
Definitely the best shave ever.
So my recommendations are to get very very tired and very drunk before you shave
(Disclaimer: the above comment bears no relation to reality, and before introducing sharp metal to your skin, you should be fully sober and wide awake, and preferably not in a weird hotel in northern Florida that doesnt open its pool until 10am)
For the record, Rob: you are practically in Lower Alabama... just sayin'. lol. not to offend any Bama boys on here but that part of Florida is a little different than some of the others. -
#6 by Drainman66 on 09 Jan, 2013 15:23
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You probably had a hooker in your room that shaved your head and you just don't remember.
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#7 by BBCnorthants on 09 Jan, 2013 15:29
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Oh I wish
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#8 by D.A.L.U.I. on 09 Jan, 2013 15:43
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Slicker than a sumo covered in lard
The visuals on that--------------
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#9 by Bilko1 on 09 Jan, 2013 15:51
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Sounds like you had a great "date" with the razor, matey!
How does super-duper sly sound?
I just had my head epilated then shaved to catch any remaining hairs - talk about being absolutely smooth is an understatement, me-thinks! -
#10 by RoWilJr on 09 Jan, 2013 15:55
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Lol .... Drunk shaving, sounds like a winner
Alcohol... Razor... (hooker(s))... What a combo!
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#11 by isleepinthebuff on 09 Jan, 2013 15:56
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Surely the word you are looking for is - sly
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#12 by BBCnorthants on 09 Jan, 2013 16:33
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Maybe I'm not really sure what it means in the slaphead context but its as good a word as any
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#13 by prixmo93 on 09 Jan, 2013 16:35
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Svelte
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#14 by BBCnorthants on 09 Jan, 2013 19:03
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That could never apply to me rotund maybe