OMG! Get out the paper bag with the eyeholes! Don't take a step outside without one. An acorn squash looks better than you do.If you believe that, you'll believe anything.No one who has asked and posted here with deep concern about a "bizarre, completely abnormal, flinch-inducing, entirely off-putting" head shape...actually has one.Take a deep breath. And say, "My head shape is just fine, even if I shave it."And since it appears you have shaved, leave it alone.