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[Razor X]

Yes - and imagine how that looks when you have the fake orange tan to go with it.  You'd look like a rusty nail!

Sort of like this, you mean?

[Chavster]

Maybe I just need new glasses, but why do so many guys who are younger than me look older than me? And why do so many guys my age look like my grandpa?

Not that I have a grandpa, but you get the drift

[Razor X]

When that happens to me I never know whether to feel good that I look better than those people or to feel bad because I'm actually older than people who look like that. 

[Laser Man]

I'm convinced that other people just age faster than I do.  Maybe it's time I had my eyes checked...

[Laser Man]

Yes - and imagine how that looks when you have the fake orange tan to go with it.  You'd look like a rusty nail!

Sort of like this, you mean?

That is not a person I would want to run into on the street!

[Chavster]

I wouldnt want to look like any part of that guy...face, body or hair!

[Razor X]

Yes - and imagine how that looks when you have the fake orange tan to go with it.  You'd look like a rusty nail!

Sort of like this, you mean?

That is not a person I would want to run into on the street!

Where would you like to run into him?

[Laser Man]

Nowhere that I can think of!

[Chavster]

Isnt that the 'comedian' (and I use the term loosely) called 'Carrot Top'? He's pretty big in Las Vegas, I dont know about anywhere else.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_Top

[Razor X]

Isnt that the 'comedian' (and I use the term loosely) called 'Carrot Top'? He's pretty big in Las Vegas, I dont know about anywhere else.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_Top

Yes.

[Chavster]

Eww.

[Chavster]

Mind you, if I had a body like that, I probably wouldnt complain. I'd have to chop my head off, but the body is ok.

I dont like being a middle aged bruiser