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Offline VoodooSyxx

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #60 on: January 04, 2013, 04:33:02 PM »
Where is a good place to find it?

As far as I know, you have to order it online. I've heard that they're working on getting it into stores, but I've never seen it on a shelf anywhere.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #61 on: January 04, 2013, 04:35:22 PM »
Where is a good place to find it?

http://freshballs.com/index.html/

The girls singing in the add must have had a good laugh.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #62 on: January 04, 2013, 06:10:37 PM »
Where is a good place to find it?
I order mine in 3 packs off amazon. It ends up being a little cheaper than directly from freshballs' site---especially if you get free shipping.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #63 on: January 04, 2013, 06:45:15 PM »
Where is a good place to find it?
I order mine in 3 packs off amazon. It ends up being a little cheaper than directly from freshballs' site---especially if you get free shipping.

There are some humorous reviews on Amazon [ http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Balls-The-Solution-For/product-reviews/B004BC62MI/ref=sr_cr_hist_5?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addFiveStar&showViewpoints=0 ].

Apparently it's not just for balls but also for 'swampass'. Haven't heard that term before but I know what it means. Here is a review not by Marc Snyder of Baltimore but apparently by his balls:

Hello. I very rarely get a chance to speak out on an issue, certainly not on a subject as personal to me as this. For several months now, I have been quite uncomfortable, the likely result of too much exercising, too much humidity, and unforgiving undergarments. Still, my "owner" did not seem to recognize the importance of the situation. Multiple showers, generous applications of regular powder, and even an occasional use of the "medicated" variety all seemed to be useless against this formidable foe. I had almost relegated myself to a few blissful minutes in the morning post-shower, when I was dry and comfortable as a cow in pasture watching the Burger King drive on by.

Still, moments later and I would return to the hell that was my existence. I tried to communicate to my "better half," intentionally getting caught in a zipper in a futile attempt to attract attention to my cause. I even considered the rarely heard these days "nocturnal emission" as an, albeit pleasurable. wake-up call. I didn't go through with the plan on the naive hope I would be attended to soon. No such luck.

And then this product arrived. All I can say is that, to me, it was as if the heavens opened up and sent a personal message of love directly into my soul. Smooth application, this lotion-like product quickly turned to a powdery like substance, cool and dry to the touch. Even hours later, I remained in blissful comfort, the horrible memories of my sticky and painful past fading more and more each day.

Today, I am a new pair of &#&#(. Happy and good-natured, I rarely lose my temper, wrapped up in an invisible lawyer of magical protection. Today, I defy my owner to place uncomfortable undergarments on me, I will him to exercise more and more, I even silently wish for increased humidity, just to test my new-found savior's true capacity for magic.

I have read the other reviews of this product. While well written, they are, alas, drafted by one who cannot know the personal torment that was my prior life. The only way to truly understand how this product works is to hear it from the ^#*(#'s itself, and here I am. I hope my review makes clear that I love this product. It has changed my life, and in turn, my owner's as well.

On behalf of us Nu*s everywhere, I thank the makers of this, and give it my highest recommendation!

Sincerely,

Mr. S's B's.


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I used it and now have the freshest set of balls on the block which is certainly good to know.

I've been trying to teach my balls to type like Marc's but so far they won't do it. If anyone can help with this very  important problem then ...
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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #64 on: January 04, 2013, 06:45:31 PM »
Lol I laughed!
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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #65 on: January 04, 2013, 07:27:26 PM »
I'm sorry this just made me laugh and is the first time I have heard of it :*))

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #66 on: January 04, 2013, 09:14:21 PM »
Haha, thanks for sharing Gary, that is a great testimony for the product! Can't get any better then a testimony straight from the horses mouth  ::)

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #67 on: January 04, 2013, 09:28:15 PM »
   Are you serious about this?    way too much information.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #68 on: January 04, 2013, 10:56:55 PM »
   Are you serious about this?    way too much information.

Hey, knowledge is power. This is the internet -- there is never too much information.

Someone has checked the web to make sure that everything on it is correct, haven't they?

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Re: Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #69 on: January 04, 2013, 11:14:09 PM »
I'm in tears over here!!! Reading those comments.... Well, if it's on the interwebz, it must be true :D

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2013, 04:46:33 AM »
I posted this some months ago on here, literally had me in tears laughing ath the reviews

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1357386321&sr=8-1

Persevere through some of the reviews not at the top, they are phenomenally well written!
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Offline VoodooSyxx

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2013, 05:10:16 AM »
I posted this some months ago on here, literally had me in tears laughing ath the reviews

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1357386321&sr=8-1

Persevere through some of the reviews not at the top, they are phenomenally well written!

Oh dear god. I'm laughing like mad but seriously... The sheer number of dudes who bought that stuff and immediately put it to their junk, just brought my faith in humanity down several notches.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #72 on: January 05, 2013, 03:55:07 PM »
Bahahaha .... I laughed so much!

I can kind of relate after an incident involving deepheat and another with chillies lol
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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2013, 04:52:53 AM »
Curiously, the creme received publicity in the movie "Mansome." Such items are still where I draw the line.
Once upon a time. The End.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2013, 06:16:32 AM »
Bahahaha .... I laughed so much!

I can kind of relate after an incident involving deepheat and another with chillies lol

Oh lordy deep heat... I can attest to that... boy was that a bad idea. I learned to always wash my hands properly after using that stuff!

 



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