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Fresh Balls by sailor61 on 21 Mar, 2011 11:50
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Yup, that's the name and that's what it's for.... Made by a company called Happy Junk.
And I'm totally serious about this.
Was doing some heavy shop work with a friend about 2 weeks or so back and "things down there" got a bit sweaty as they can have a tendency to. Was squirming around a bit trying to get more comfortable. Buddy went into the house, came backout and tossed me a tube of this stuff. All he said was "go inside and try it" Well, after a bit of hemming and hawing I did. I mean who really wants to be dealing with that sort of an issue when friends know? Then a few hours later I went home and ordered my own...
It's not cheap and they don't ship as quickly as we expect in today's world ( about a week and a half to get it) BUT Let me tell you - this stuff works. It goes on as a cream but dries in a few minutes to an odorless coating that keeps things dry and comfy. It's still cool and raw here most of the time but I can only imagine how much more comfortable the "boys" will be when the heat/humidity of summer strikes.
My friend was told about it, in a similar way, by a friend of his who had been deployed to Iraq and was first exposed to the product by a friend while there. For obvious reasons most of the "advertsing" is word of mouth.
Check out their info at www.sofreshsodry.com
Who knows? Since this is almost exclusively an adult male group, they might be a potential new advertiser. -
#1 by The Noggin on 21 Mar, 2011 12:17
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Phew, finally!
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#2 by sailor61 on 21 Mar, 2011 12:24
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Not in my limited experience and I'm not a "manscaper" so I can safely say that.
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#3 by buddha on 21 Mar, 2011 23:44
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I'm gonna order a tube for a friend of mine named "Long Ball" Larry.
I'm sorry, I'm sitting here laughing about the story because I can't get my head around the picture of 2 dudes doing heavy shop work and then end up talking about the discomfort of sweaty balls and some ball goop that makes the balls feel better.
I'm sorry.....my head just won't get around that $h!t. I guess I'm just old fashioned. But it did give me one of the best laughs I've ever gotten on SBG. Thanks for that.
P. S.: You should write this thing up as a script for a commercial and submit it to the company for teevee. Maybe they could air this during the super bowl. -
#4 by CraftyGuy on 22 Mar, 2011 04:26
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I'm gonna order a tube for a friend of mine named "Long Ball" Larry.
I'm sorry, I'm sitting here laughing about the story because I can't get my head around the picture of 2 dudes doing heavy shop work and then end up talking about the discomfort of sweaty balls and some ball goop that makes the balls feel better.
I'm sorry.....my head just won't get around that $h!t. I guess I'm just old fashioned. But it did give me one of the best laughs I've ever gotten on SBG. Thanks for that.
P. S.: You should write this thing up as a script for a commercial and submit it to the company for teevee. Maybe they could air this during the super bowl.
Finally, some equal time for all those tampon ads!
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#5 by Ming the Merciless on 22 Mar, 2011 13:31
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Sometimes the solution to a problem is more trouble than it's worth...
But then, I've never said to myself, "Oh, if only there were some way to turn off the waterfall in my crotch!"
Live and learn. And then run in the other direction.
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#6 by CraftyGuy on 23 Mar, 2011 07:35
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Just for tickles and grins, I just checked out the website. I nearly busted a gut when I saw they were offering the "Fresh Balls 2 Pack"
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#7 by marshd1000 on 23 Mar, 2011 18:50
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On a serious note, maybe this product could prevent yeast infections in guys, AKA "jock itch". So it could be useful. But a commercial on TV would be "interesting".
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#8 by lordmage on 23 Mar, 2011 23:29
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Can't believe this is real but wow.
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#9 by Alexander215 on 24 Mar, 2011 00:36
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Swamp ass is terrible.
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#10 by buddha on 24 Mar, 2011 07:45
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Swamp ass is terrible.
I have a canister of Monkey Butt Powder that will knock that right out.
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#11 by Alexander215 on 24 Mar, 2011 15:39
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Swamp ass is terrible.
I have a canister of Monkey Butt Powder that will knock that right out.
That's awesome man.
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#12 by cvasara on 24 Mar, 2011 18:21
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#13 by ggman71 on 25 Mar, 2011 20:31
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I don't know about that brand, but I've used a product called Balla powder for the boys, and also good ol' fashioned talcum powder. Smells good and keeps everything fresh and so clean.
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#14 by Timmer on 05 Jun, 2011 15:21
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And don't forget to clean your balls in the shower: