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Offline VoodooSyxx

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2013, 07:40:45 PM »
OK, so FB on the dome, not such a good idea. While it did leave my head nice and smooth, and cut down the shine a bit, it also tends to leave a light chalky powder coat on the head. I'm not really pleased with the powder coat but if that's acceptable, well....


And now everyone can have a laugh at the dude who put Ball cream on his head  ;D

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #46 on: January 02, 2013, 08:03:39 PM »
OK, so FB on the dome, not such a good idea. While it did leave my head nice and smooth, and cut down the shine a bit, it also tends to leave a light chalky powder coat on the head. I'm not really pleased with the powder coat but if that's acceptable, well....


And now everyone can have a laugh at the dude who put Ball cream on his head  ;D
Thanks for being the guinea pig.  I actually considered doing that a while back.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #47 on: January 02, 2013, 08:04:00 PM »
That's the biggest ball that that cream has ever been on.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #48 on: January 02, 2013, 08:06:37 PM »
...Understandable though -- many people would not want anyone to find fresh balls on their shelves...
You should've seen their gift packs recently for the Fresh Balls and Fresh Breasts gift sets.  They were "Sack Pack" and "Rack Pack" respectively. ;)

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2013, 08:12:35 PM »
OK, so FB on the dome, not such a good idea. While it did leave my head nice and smooth, and cut down the shine a bit, it also tends to leave a light chalky powder coat on the head. I'm not really pleased with the powder coat but if that's acceptable, well....


And now everyone can have a laugh at the dude who put Ball cream on his head  ;D

 ;D Thanks for trying mate!

Does give a new take on the term D!#$kHead  :*))

Chaulky residue dosent sound like a winner to me  :-\

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2013, 08:22:17 PM »
Hmmm, wouldn't mind some 'Fresh Breasts' myself.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2013, 09:59:19 PM »

Does give a new take on the term D!#$kHead  :*))


Well played bro. Well played  ;D

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2013, 10:05:28 PM »
Haha Voodoo, you seem like my kind of guy, pity you are on the other side of the globe. I reckon it'd be awesome to catch up with you for a frothy!

That shirt is pretty awesome, have you actually taken it out in public yet? I bet you'd get some looks!

Hmmm, wouldn't mind some 'Fresh Breasts' myself.

Haha, I concur!


Does give a new take on the term D!#$kHead  :*))


I see what you did there!

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2013, 10:25:22 PM »
Aye, Beardman. Same here. If either of us decides to make a world tour someday, we'll have to go grab some drinks.

I actually wore the shirt today and headed over to my favorite pub for a while. A couple of the waitresses commented on it and seemed to like it. It's also the first time I've been in there since shaving the dome and my regular waitress didn't even recognize me at first without the hat. This of course prompted the first public head rubbing, which I have to say wasn't at all bad  ;)

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2013, 11:13:30 PM »
You can almost put money on it that if ever end up in the US I'll be passing by Texas, that place has always interested me for some reason...

Haha public head rubbings are always nice, especially when they are from the fairer sex!  O0

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2013, 11:26:06 PM »
You can almost put money on it that if ever end up in the US I'll be passing by Texas, that place has always interested me for some reason...

Texas is just such an iconic state what with the Texas Rangers, the wild west, the tv show Dallas ...

Almost everyone in Australia has been exposed to various parts of Texas folklore for most of their lives. Amazing really isn't it? I'm just stating this because Texan's like Voodoo might not realise just how pervasive the Texas meme is. I mean, we have heard of Delaware but what's distinctive about it? -- who knows. Ohio -- something about potatoes or is that Iowa. One of them might have corn? See what I mean?

I can still remember the theme song of an old black and white TV show from about 53 years ago called "The Texas Rangers". Of course, I wanted to be a texas ranger at that time. I wonder if that show is still being shown somewhere in the world on cable?

I like the idea of you two getting together for a beer or two -- both of you with fresh balls of course.
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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #56 on: January 04, 2013, 04:15:10 AM »
I was thinking of ordering some fresh balls and noticed that you can get it from Fresh Balls Australia. Free shipping but it costs a ridiculous A$32.95 per tube [ http://freshballsaustralia.com/products.php ] instead of $9.99 in the US I think.

I can get it from the US with shipping included for $35.94 for a 2 pack -- much better.

If any Australians want fresh balls don't get it from the Australian site -- what a ripoff.

Here's an add -- pretty funny:
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 04:31:29 AM by Gary~ »

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #57 on: January 04, 2013, 01:45:33 PM »
Okay, it's time to turn the page cuz I'm laughing too hard!
Hair is over rated.

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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #58 on: January 04, 2013, 01:52:35 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) Gary thanx for sharing, we should all remember to keep our balls rolling .
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Re: Fresh Balls
« Reply #59 on: January 04, 2013, 04:02:13 PM »
Where is a good place to find it?