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#30 by HotCajun on 10 Apr, 2007 16:55
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A couple months ago, I was dropping my kids off with my parents to spend the night. As I was hanging around visiting with the folks, my 4 year old interrupts and says, "Dad, you hurry up and go home!" I replied, "Why hurry, what am I going to do when I get home?" Noah replies, "well, I guess you can play." So I said, "You and your sisters are here, so who am I going to play with?" He thinks on that for a minute and says, "You can play with Mom!"
I busted up laughing and told him that's the best idea I've heard in a while, I wonder if she'll go for it!
I love it when kids say things with such a straight face, not even knowing or trying to be funny.
I dated this guy who had two girls one 8 and one 5....the 8 year old was telling us a story and the 5 year old chimes in and says " Daddy her is lying...look her nose is growing" I had to get up and leave the room I was laughing so hard. -
#31 by herronm on 10 Apr, 2007 19:23
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These are 2 of my favorite pictures of my son. About 8 years apart.
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#32 by frostillicus123 on 10 Apr, 2007 19:29
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You all have beautiful Kids.
As you are all aware I just got a puppie 2 weeks ago, we named him Cayden, anyway Cayden is quite the charater, he has trouble walking some days, stumbles over his own 4 feet.
I got him on a Saturday, and he didn't sleep much that night, when I got home from work my gf was leaving for work so I had to stay up with him. We were napping on the couch, he would only sleep for about 45 minutes - 1.5 hours, before waking up. During one of our naps I made the fouton into a bed and he walked towards the wall and plumped down. while snoozing he was dreaming and crawled toward the edge, suddenly he fell off the bed onto the floor between the wall and the matress, he hit the flow wimpered for a second than was sleeping again it was pretty funny.
Another thing I love to watch is when he finds a sock on the floor, he'll carry it around like he's found a million dollars. Oh god he's such a goof, and so funny. We are in the process of house breaking him, well he realizes that i go out side i great treats, well he constantly begs to go out side, well sometimes he'll let out a dribble other times he'll just expect a treat..... soon enough he'll get the picture i think... I hope -
#33 by HotCajun on 11 Apr, 2007 10:34
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You all have beautiful Kids.
As you are all aware I just got a puppie 2 weeks ago, we named him Cayden, anyway Cayden is quite the charater, he has trouble walking some days, stumbles over his own 4 feet.
I got him on a Saturday, and he didn't sleep much that night, when I got home from work my gf was leaving for work so I had to stay up with him. We were napping on the couch, he would only sleep for about 45 minutes - 1.5 hours, before waking up. Durning one of our naps I made the fouton into a bed and he walked towards the wall and plumped down. while snoozing he was dreaming and crawled toward the edge, suddenly he fell off the bed onto the floor between the wall and the matress, he hit the flow wimpered for a second than was sleeping again it was pretty funny.
Another thing I love to watch is when he finds a sock on the floor, he'll carry it around like he's found a million dollars. Oh god he's such a goof, and so funny. We are in the process of house breaking him, well he realizes that i go out side i great treats, well he constantly begs to go out side, well sometimes he'll let out a dribble other times he'll just expect a treat..... soon enough he'll get the picture i think... I hope
lol...just be patient he will get the picture.....one thing that helped me potty train Zig was to regulate his food and take him out after he ate or drank. It didn't take long for him to know where to do his business and now he holds it or goes to the door. -
#34 by HardKor on 07 Jan, 2009 20:49
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A few days ago, Garrett, my 3 year old wakes up and comes running to our room. "Mommy, sumpings wrong with my penis" So I took him to go potty and it looked normal. Later on Cam and I asked him what was wrong with it and he said "it was curly" so Cam and I look at each other... and then tell him to show us with his finger what it was doing. He holds it in his genital area and points it straight out. haha... we about died laughing.
That's probably the first time he has ever realized what his penis can do. ha! -
#35 by The Scottish Ambassador on 08 Jan, 2009 11:39
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A few days ago, Garrett, my 3 year old wakes up and comes running to our room. "Mommy, sumpings wrong with my penis" So I took him to go potty and it looked normal. Later on Cam and I asked him what was wrong with it and he said "it was curly" so Cam and I look at each other... and then tell him to show us with his finger what it was doing. He holds it in his genital area and points it straight out. haha... we about died laughing.
That's probably the first time he has ever realized what his penis can do. ha!
My son asked his grandfather "papa, why does my willy have a bone in it sometimes?
My father told him to ask me
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#36 by Sly Red on 08 Jan, 2009 11:51
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That's probably the first time he has ever realized what his penis can do. ha![/color][/b]
My son asked his grandfather "papa, why does my willy have a bone in it sometimes?
My father told him to ask me
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Well look at the bright side. He's reached an age where you'll have to buy him fewer toys.
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#37 by Cam on 08 Jan, 2009 11:56
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That's probably the first time he has ever realized what his penis can do. ha![/color][/b]
My son asked his grandfather "papa, why does my willy have a bone in it sometimes?
My father told him to ask me
Well look at the bright side. He's reached an age where you'll have to buy him fewer toys.
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#38 by PowerOfCheese on 08 Jan, 2009 12:07
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No children here but I do have this guy... 1 1/2 year old doberman with floppy ears named Mojo.
He gets a lot of milkbones daily and has toys all over the house. He seems to enjoy trying to fit as many things in his mouth as he can at one time. I'll give him 3 large milk bones, he walks off and will hunt down his "blue man" kong toy and either a sock or something fluffy to hold all in his mouth at the same time. Then he prances around the house as though he's accomplished something. Actually, I guess he has. That's a lot of stuff.
Another time he came downstairs with a sock, walks up and drops it in my lap. Then goes back upstairs and comes down with another sock. and again... and again. Each time with a new sock. Just as I'm wondering where the hell he's getting all these socks, he comes down with a pair, perfectly matched and tucked in one other JUST like the are in my sock drawer. Needless to say, my sock drawer was open and he probably figured I left it open just for him. Had I not stopped him I have no doubt he would've emptied the entire drawer. Sock nirvana!
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#39 by PeripheralxMvmnt on 08 Jan, 2009 12:08
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That's probably the first time he has ever realized what his penis can do. ha![/color][/b]
My son asked his grandfather "papa, why does my willy have a bone in it sometimes?
My father told him to ask me
Well look at the bright side. He's reached an age where you'll have to buy him fewer toys.
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my dad, in all his infinite wisdom..... my brother and i would tell him we were bored, and he would say "you want something to play with? go cut a hole in your pocket."
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#40 by Sly Red on 08 Jan, 2009 12:12
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my dad, in all his infinite wisdom..... my brother and i would tell him we were bored, and he would say "you want something to play with? go cut a hole in your pocket."
ah, childhood.
Nice to have an encouraging father!
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#41 by HardKor on 08 Jan, 2009 12:20
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No children here but I do have this guy... 1 1/2 year old doberman with floppy ears named Mojo.
He gets a lot of milkbones daily and has toys all over the house. He seems to enjoy trying to fit as many things in his mouth as he can at one time. I'll give him 3 large milk bones, he walks off and will hunt down his "blue man" kong toy and either a sock or something fluffy to hold all in his mouth at the same time. Then he prances around the house as though he's accomplished something. Actually, I guess he has. That's a lot of stuff.
Another time he came downstairs with a sock, walks up and drops it in my lap. Then goes back upstairs and comes down with another sock. and again... and again. Each time with a new sock. Just as I'm wondering where the hell he's getting all these socks, he comes down with a pair, perfectly matched and tucked in one other JUST like the are in my sock drawer. Needless to say, my sock drawer was open and he probably figured I left it open just for him. Had I not stopped him I have no doubt he would've emptied the entire drawer. Sock nirvana!
Aww he's cute! I want one! -
#42 by PowerOfCheese on 08 Jan, 2009 12:34
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Aww he's cute! I want one!
Yeah, dobie puppies are awesome!!! All puppies are cute but oh man... this guy, with those huge paws... I'll stop now before someone has to make a "Mojo" thread that nobody reads.
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#43 by The Scottish Ambassador on 08 Jan, 2009 13:05
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That's probably the first time he has ever realized what his penis can do. ha![/color][/b]
My son asked his grandfather "papa, why does my willy have a bone in it sometimes?
My father told him to ask me
Well look at the bright side. He's reached an age where you'll have to buy him fewer toys.
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Yeh, but I will be about to spend a fortune on kleenex
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#44 by HardKor on 08 Jan, 2009 13:14
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Aww he's cute! I want one!
Yeah, dobie puppies are awesome!!! All puppies are cute but oh man... this guy, with those huge paws... I'll stop now before someone has to make a "Mojo" thread that nobody reads.
I NEED a puppy! Maybe when I move I can get one... or else I'll end up focusing on a baby... and I really don't need another child right now. haha