Sly Poetry - be creative if you dare!

• Sly Poetry - be creative if you dare! by baldtribesman on 19 Feb, 2010 17:05
• I once met this guy who was Sly he said no combover for me I would rather die.  He gave me the will, to realize I am not over the hill.  I rushed home quick and took out the shears I started cutting with a lot of fear.  I could see the virgin shape of my head and thought I am new at this like it was my first time in bed.  Then my dread turned into pure delight as I waved the razor over my dome.  I new I was home I was Sly and being better then guys with hair that is no lie!
  
  Guys let your creative juices run wild lets get some poetry going.
  
  Fred
• #1 by Robmeister on 19 Feb, 2010 17:54
• Roses are red, violets are blue.
  
  I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
• #2 by Mikekoz13 on 19 Feb, 2010 21:35
• There once was a guy who was SLY,
  Twas the apple of dear Nancy's eye.
  But then he grew hair,
  Nancy said, "That's not fair!"
  And then poor Robbie did cry.
• #3 by Sgt. Pate on 19 Feb, 2010 22:30
• Twas a time when I had hair,
  It grew most everywhere.
  But now that I am Sly,
  I'm a good looking guy,
  and women love to touch me there!   
  
• #4 by Sly Red on 20 Feb, 2010 02:01
• A Sly-ku
  
  Lather, hot water
  Blade in hand, you do the deed
  Where is stubble now?
• #5 by benmcd on 20 Feb, 2010 07:25
• I look in the mirror
  and see with dread
  that the hair on my head
  still lies on my bed.
  
  I crave the shave
  to beat this deamon
  and pretty soon
  my dome's a gleaming 
• #6 by Sgt. Pate on 20 Feb, 2010 14:54
• A man has to do what a man has to do
  will shaving your head look good on you?
  
  Until you try you just never know,
  but once you do you'll never let it grow!
  
  Once you experience the joy of being sly,
  your confidence will grow where the hair used to lie.
  
  You'll wonder why you struggled so hard and so long,
  and how you could have been with the Rogaine throng.
  
  Sly is the way for the liberated man,
  and I'll keep my head smooth as long as I can!
  
• #7 by buddha on 20 Feb, 2010 18:22
• A sly dude from down near Moline
  invented a f**king machine,
  both concave and convex
  to suit either sex
  BUT MAN, WAS IT A B!+CH TO CLEAN.
  
  
• #8 by aarrggh on 21 Feb, 2010 09:43
•  Hair-Hair-Hair :: What is hair ?
   I don`t care .
   Love the feel of air .
   When my head is bare .
   Oh My, I shaved on a dare .
   But Hey, It turned out fair .
   So grab your razor there .
   And be part of the Sly rare .     
• #9 by CraftyGuy on 22 Feb, 2010 11:00
• Quote from: buddha on 20 Feb, 2010 18:22

  A sly dude from down near Moline
  invented a f**king machine,
  both concave and convex
  to suit either sex
  BUT MAN, WAS IT A B!+CH TO CLEAN.
  

  
  ROTFL   
• #10 by CraftyGuy on 22 Feb, 2010 11:03
• Another SLY-ku, for your delectation and enjoyment
  
  
  So, the hair is gone
  Shaved off, should have been sooner
  Much happier now
• #11 by RyanJP on 22 Feb, 2010 23:28
• Quote from: Robmeister on 19 Feb, 2010 17:54

  Roses are red, violets are blue.
  
  I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
  

  
  Now that's funny.
• #12 by The Noggin on 20 Mar, 2010 05:44
• The wind above my hair,
  Still there.
  The hair -
  Ain't.
  
  
  (inspired by The Sound Above My Hair by Scooter)
• #13 by Magoo on 20 Mar, 2010 17:14
• You guys are good    and I wish I could  write a poem, but no I have no thoughts of grandeur because my hair has gone to pasture.