I was driving yesterday and came to a red light. To my left was a guy with a smooth shaved head sitting in the media with a sign that read: "Homeless and ugly". I thought it was both funny and a little offensive, what was he saying? Shaved heads are ugly? He caught me looking and of course I had to look away because once you make eye contact with a begger they'll think you want to give them some money!
I almost wanted to give him some money for at least having an original sign, like when those guys have signs saying "No lie, want money for beer": I appreciate the honesty! It also seems unlikely that a real homeless person would have access to the tools needed for head shaving.