A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved
widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call
the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies,
"Go ahead."
How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco
juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to
32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas ......... Documentaries.
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come on- this
is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out
the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books -
poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . When a couple gets
divorced,they are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender
looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya? "No,"
replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him and
says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said
the
man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world
is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender
stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of
us!"
