Arkansas

• Arkansas by Kajun on 28 Feb, 2007 22:03
• A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved
  widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
  
  
  
  How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call
  the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies,
  "Go ahead."
  
  
  
  How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco
  juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
  
  
  
  Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to
  32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
  
  
  
  What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas ......... Documentaries.
  
  
  
  An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the
  driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
  
  
  
  Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come on- this
  is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
  
  
  
  The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out
  the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books -
  poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
  
  
  
  A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . When a couple gets
  divorced,they are STILL cousins.
  
  
  
  A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender
  looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya? "No,"
  replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him and
  says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said
  the
  man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world
  is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender
  stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of
  us!"
  
• #1 by Cam on 28 Feb, 2007 23:06
• Man, those are GOOD! I live in Texarkana, which is right on the border of Texas and Arkansas.... I live in Texas though. Those are funny as hell!
• #2 by PBurke on 01 Mar, 2007 05:14
• good one you crazy ass cajun. keep it up brother.
• #3 by PigPen on 01 Mar, 2007 07:20
• LMAO PMSL
• #4 by OzPete on 01 Mar, 2007 17:17
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• #5 by wpruitt on 04 Mar, 2007 17:46
• LMAO
• #6 by Paul on 04 Mar, 2007 19:16
• Good going, keep 'em coming.      They were a big hit with a friend who is married to someone from Arkansas.
• #7 by frostillicus123 on 06 Mar, 2007 16:13
• That's awesome