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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #45 on: February 28, 2007, 07:04:51 PM »
Yeah, I'd probably be forced to drink beer and shave my head in disgust.

So, nothing different from your daily routine...other than being riddled with disgust?
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #46 on: February 28, 2007, 07:05:47 PM »
I would have to swap out those boring blades for a laser. On the back side there would be a camera so you can keep up with those hard to reach places. Then I would have to follow suit with the mp3 player, and to ice the cake/dome would be a shaving creme dispensor.  O0

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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #47 on: February 28, 2007, 07:09:42 PM »
I'll add a miniature car buffer just behind the wheels to buff my dome after it's shaved it.  Get it all shiney!
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #48 on: February 28, 2007, 07:13:21 PM »
I'll add a miniature car buffer just behind the wheels to buff my dome after it's shaved it.  Get it all shiney!

yeah, forget Turtle Wax, use Tyler Wax!


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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #49 on: February 28, 2007, 07:15:41 PM »
 :(  :P :( :P :( :P
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #50 on: February 28, 2007, 07:16:42 PM »
I'll add a miniature car buffer just behind the wheels to buff my dome after it's shaved it.  Get it all shiney!

yeah, forget Turtle Wax, use Tyler Wax!

Yeah, we'll have to add a second dispenser for that.
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #51 on: February 28, 2007, 07:34:37 PM »

Yeah, we'll have to add a second dispenser for that.


And just which orafice does TYLER wax come from?.... :XX

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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #52 on: February 28, 2007, 07:36:11 PM »
Glad you asked that question Rob.....


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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #53 on: March 01, 2007, 02:40:06 AM »
Great idea Vash!!  I'll give Mac at HeadBlade an email to see if they would be interested in doing that.



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oh yeah..and Tyler Wax?.. um.... not so much...
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #54 on: March 01, 2007, 02:44:03 AM »
Great idea Vash!!  I'll give Mac at HeadBlade an email to see if they would be interested in doing that.



Dude, I'm telling you...



oh yeah..and Tyler Wax?.. um.... not so much...

Ok, so no Tyler Wax...we'll stick to HeadLube.
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #55 on: March 02, 2007, 12:10:29 PM »
Got to add on a Sly Detector... To make sure that your shave ALWAYS meets the same Smooth, Bold, Bald Standard  O:O 

Maybe a Security device added to that, you know, so the ladies will not mistakenly (Ya, Right) use your HeadBlade to get the same smooth shave on their Legs without asking... "STEP AWAY FROM THE RAZOR... NO SLY DETECTED... STEP AWAY FROM THE RAZOR... PARTY FOULS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED."  "PUNCHERING OFFENDER'S EGO IN FIVE SECONDS :x! :x! :x!" Hell, I vote for Fonzie Voice Modulation, AAAA!   
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Re: Pimp my blade
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2007, 11:51:05 AM »
For that much, it shouldn't need refills either
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2007, 01:55:57 PM »
noner is buying each one of us one for christmas. at least that is what i heard. >:D


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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2007, 02:05:06 PM »
noner is buying each one of us one for christmas. at least that is what i heard. >:D

Looks like something you'd see at your dentist's office. Open wide and say, AHHH.


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