L I N E S ! ! !

• L I N E S ! ! ! by Ringside on 30 Jan, 2009 10:09
• When I see a patient for the first time and he is shaved, I start off by saying    "I see you got the e-mail about the new haircut"     while rubbing my head.  They ALWAYS laugh and it is a great ice breaker and conversation starter.  What "LINES"  do you guys use when acknowledging other sly brothers.  This  "E-mail"  line works great when I encounter sly cops, postal workers ,  grocers,etc.  Really, anybody I run in to.    TRY IT , you'll like the response you get.
• #1 by PowerOfCheese on 30 Jan, 2009 10:19
• I just found out that if you stare at the 2 girls in your avatar long enough you can start to see the words you posted just to the right. Neat.
• #2 by Mikekoz13 on 30 Jan, 2009 10:32
• A while back i met a bald boy in a restaurant bathroom and we had a couple laughs together about bald heads.
  
  Check out a story about a great kid at this link:
  
  http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=5469.0;wap2
• #3 by Ringside on 30 Jan, 2009 10:33
• Wow cheese,  its been a long time since I laughed out loud at a post,  Thanks for that one!!!!
• #4 by GASlick on 30 Jan, 2009 19:31
• "nice haircut!"
  
  That usually gets a laugh and breaks the ice pretty well.
• #5 by warhawk on 30 Jan, 2009 22:50
• Quote from: GAslick on 30 Jan, 2009 19:31

  "nice haircut!"
  
  That usually gets a laugh and breaks the ice pretty well.
  

  that one always gets a good chuckle with me.
  
  WARHAWK
• #6 by D.A.L.U.I. on 31 Jan, 2009 13:45
• Quote from: warhawk on 30 Jan, 2009 22:50

  Quote from: GAslick on 30 Jan, 2009 19:31

  "nice haircut!"
  
  That usually gets a laugh and breaks the ice pretty well.
  

  that one always gets a good chuckle with me.
  
  WARHAWK
  

  
  That line got some great laughs at a restaurant this week, there were two other sly guys w/ their ladies, one guy on the phone--I said "Nice haircuts guys!"  Everyone laughing and the guy on the phone says to the person on the other end, "Oh nothing there's just a bunch of us bald guys here!"   
• #7 by Cam on 31 Jan, 2009 14:30
• I like "Let's put our heads together and make an ass of ourselves"
  
  ..only in appropriate situations, of course.
• #8 by Ringside on 31 Jan, 2009 15:10
• Thats a good one Cam!!