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Offline Ringside

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L I N E S ! ! !
« on: January 30, 2009, 10:09:53 AM »
When I see a patient for the first time and he is shaved, I start off by saying    "I see you got the e-mail about the new haircut"     while rubbing my head.  They ALWAYS laugh and it is a great ice breaker and conversation starter.  What "LINES"  do you guys use when acknowledging other sly brothers.  This  "E-mail"  line works great when I encounter sly cops, postal workers ,  grocers,etc.  Really, anybody I run in to.    TRY IT , you'll like the response you get.
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Offline PowerOfCheese

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Re: L I N E S ! ! !
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 10:19:02 AM »
I just found out that if you stare at the 2 girls in your avatar long enough you can start to see the words you posted just to the right. Neat.
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Offline Mikekoz13

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Re: L I N E S ! ! !
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 10:32:05 AM »
A while back i met a bald boy in a restaurant bathroom and we had a couple laughs together about bald heads.

Check out a story about a great kid at this link:

http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=5469.0;wap2
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Offline Ringside

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Re: L I N E S ! ! !
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 10:33:36 AM »
Wow cheese,  its been a long time since I laughed out loud at a post,  Thanks for that one!!!!
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Re: L I N E S ! ! !
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 07:31:11 PM »
"nice haircut!"

That usually gets a laugh and breaks the ice pretty well.
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Re: L I N E S ! ! !
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 10:50:05 PM »
Quote from: GAslick on January 30, 2009, 07:31:11 PM
"nice haircut!"

That usually gets a laugh and breaks the ice pretty well.
that one always gets a good chuckle with me. ;D O0

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Re: L I N E S ! ! !
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2009, 01:45:55 PM »
Quote from: warhawk on January 30, 2009, 10:50:05 PM
Quote from: GAslick on January 30, 2009, 07:31:11 PM
"nice haircut!"

That usually gets a laugh and breaks the ice pretty well.
that one always gets a good chuckle with me. ;D O0

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That line got some great laughs at a restaurant this week, there were two other sly guys w/ their ladies, one guy on the phone--I said "Nice haircuts guys!"  Everyone laughing and the guy on the phone says to the person on the other end, "Oh nothing there's just a bunch of us bald guys here!"   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: L I N E S ! ! !
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2009, 02:30:01 PM »
I like "Let's put our heads together and make an ass of ourselves"

..only in appropriate situations, of course.
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Offline Ringside

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Re: L I N E S ! ! !
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2009, 03:10:59 PM »
Thats a good one Cam!!
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