-----> Life is sexually transmitted.
-----> Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
-----> Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
-----> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
-----> Some people are like a slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
-----> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-----> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
-----> Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
-----> In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
