Some Thoughts for 2007

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Some Thoughts for 2007 by bmwgsa on 17 Jan, 2007 18:59
-----> Life is sexually transmitted.

-----> Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

-----> Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

-----> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

-----> Some people are like a slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

-----> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

-----> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

-----> Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

-----> In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 by ar3inc on 17 Jan, 2007 19:52
Quote from: bmwgsa on 17 Jan, 2007 18:59
-----> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

-----> Some people are like a slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

aw crap, that almost brought the tears.
#2 by BaldRob on 17 Jan, 2007 20:09
Ok... I'm in tears now!!
#3 by PigPen on 18 Jan, 2007 11:00
hahahahahahahahaha.....make him a sandwich....gonna give that one to the wife