Little johnny was back at school after Christmas break and the teacher wanted to know what everyone got for Christmas
Well johnny was just raising his hand and the teacher said to herself ha cusses to much i wont call on him
so she called on sally and sally told her about her doll and all she got
Well after she went through the whole class johnny was still just raising his hand.class still had fifteen minutes left so she had to call on johnny
Johnny jumped up and said i got me a new beagle for Christmas and you should see him run them rabbits
teacher thought well he is doing good not a cuss word yet
Johnny said that rabbit get to 10 mph and that beagle is right on his tail 15 mph hes still there
wow johnny is doing so good i cant believe it thought the teacher
well that rabbit got to 20 mph and stopped and that dog ran right up his a$$
OH JOHNNY you cant say that you say rectum
Johnny looked at the teacher and said RECTUM HECK IT KILLED THEM BOTH
