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Offline MagmaBabe

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Jokes for men
« on: June 24, 2008, 06:26:03 AM »
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.

Q. How is a woman like a laxative ?
A. They both irritate the sh*t out of you.


Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.


Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A. When they come they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 10:36:42 AM »
My g/f laughed her a$$ off when I told her these. :*)) Thanks MB we love ya.
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Offline Mikekoz13

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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2008, 10:40:17 AM »
Here are a couple more:


Tell me what doesn't fit with the rest of the following words:

                  wife, drum, egg, blowjob

Answer:  Blowjob.... because you can beat a drum, you can beat an egg, and you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.




Why does it take a woman longer to have an orgasm than a man?

WHO CARES!!!!
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2008, 12:07:51 PM »
I almost spit cereal and milk all over my computer when I read the PMS and pitbull!!!   :*))

Awesome find!!   :@`
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2008, 12:43:46 PM »
Not too funny MB...LMAO
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 04:46:07 PM »
Great stuff there darlin'  LMAO :*))
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 08:48:45 PM »
hahaha hilarious
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2008, 09:10:23 PM »
Ya outdone yourself, MB!   :*))
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Offline MagmaBabe

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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2008, 03:38:01 AM »
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on June 24, 2008, 10:40:17 AM

Why does it take a woman longer to have an orgasm than a man?

WHO CARES!!!!

that's a great one Mike  ;D
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2008, 07:55:49 AM »
This is making my Friday that much better!!!
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 10:50:55 AM »
I normally ignore the jokes....but anything magmababe peaks my member...I MEAN CURIOSITY.

excellent stuff, m.babe.....just forwarded to my father-in-law.
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 10:54:05 AM »
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I think I'm about to die from laughing so much  :*))

ty Robmeister  :-*
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Re: Jokes for men
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2008, 10:59:36 AM »
Magma-licious!!!!!!!

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