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Jokes for men by MagmaBabe on 24 Jun, 2008 06:26
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Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
Q. How is a woman like a laxative ?
A. They both irritate the sh*t out of you.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.
Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A. When they come they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.
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#1 by FR8TRAIN on 24 Jun, 2008 10:36
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My g/f laughed her a$$ off when I told her these.
Thanks MB we love ya.
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#2 by Mikekoz13 on 24 Jun, 2008 10:40
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Here are a couple more:
Tell me what doesn't fit with the rest of the following words:
wife, drum, egg, blowjob
Answer: Blowjob.... because you can beat a drum, you can beat an egg, and you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Why does it take a woman longer to have an orgasm than a man?
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#3 by BaldRob on 24 Jun, 2008 12:07
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I almost spit cereal and milk all over my computer when I read the PMS and pitbull!!!
Awesome find!!
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#4 by tomgallagher on 24 Jun, 2008 12:43
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Not too funny MB...LMAO
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#5 by Paul on 24 Jun, 2008 16:46
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Great stuff there darlin' LMAO
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#6 by bulls_fan on 24 Jun, 2008 20:48
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hahaha hilarious
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#7 by Razor X on 24 Jun, 2008 21:10
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Ya outdone yourself, MB!
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#8 by MagmaBabe on 27 Jun, 2008 03:38
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Why does it take a woman longer to have an orgasm than a man?
WHO CARES!!!!
that's a great one Mike
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#9 by PigPen on 27 Jun, 2008 07:55
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This is making my Friday that much better!!!
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#10 by Robmeister on 27 Jun, 2008 10:50
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I normally ignore the jokes....but anything magmababe peaks my member...I MEAN CURIOSITY.
excellent stuff, m.babe.....just forwarded to my father-in-law. -
#11 by MagmaBabe on 27 Jun, 2008 10:54
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I think I'm about to die from laughing so much
ty Robmeister
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#12 by BJ on 27 Jun, 2008 10:59
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Magma-licious!!!!!!!
