"Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...."

• "Excuse me, you're head is bleeding...." by Cameron on 31 Jan, 2008 19:59
• Okay, so my first few months shaving, I hoped out of the shower, shaved quickly, and off to catch the bus to campus.   We were riding along for about 15 minutes, and the bus driver pulls over, full bus mind you, and stops the bus.  She gets out of her chair, pulls a bunch of kleenex's from the little metal dispenser, and walks back to me, sitting in the very back of the bus.
  
  "Excuse me, but you're bleed"
  "Whu?"  I pause the iPod.  I look around.  No blood anywhere.
  "Um, up there..."
  Oh, fiddlesticks.
  
  She pulls out her compact and sure enough.  My trusty headblade had apparently been a bit ambitious and left me a nice line of blood from the very top/back of my head, all the way down to just above the bride of my nose.  In retrospect, I bet it looked pretty freaky. 
  
  And I wondered why no one sat next to me.
• #1 by SLYinKC on 31 Jan, 2008 20:16
• Cameron, I've had an experience like that or two when I've been in a hurry.  There were a couple of times I didn't get all the shave gel dried off from behind my ears.  Either is kinda embarassing.
• #2 by champ007 on 31 Jan, 2008 20:32
• Cameron, if I was in your situation I wouldn't be in a hurry to get outta bed either 
  But, ya have to allow time for the dome! You can speed through other things for example....
  My crazy-ass aunt (rest her crazy soul) told me one time I was in a rush.. just take ya a ho's bath...
  grab a wash rag at the sink, hit the underarms and your crotch and ass and your ready to party again...
  lets just say I had this expression     as it took every ounce of energy I had not to ask any questions!!
  Oh the memories! Anyway bro, the dome is worth getting up for   
• #3 by Cameron on 31 Jan, 2008 20:35
• Quote from: champ007 on 31 Jan, 2008 20:32

  Cameron, if I was in your situation I wouldn't be in a hurry to get outta bed either 
  But, ya have to allow time for the dome! You can speed through other things for example....
  My crazy-ass aunt (rest her crazy soul) told me one time I was in a rush.. just take ya a ho's bath...
  grab a wash rag at the sink, hit the underarms and your crotch and ass and your ready to party again...
  lets just say I had this expression     as it took every ounce of energy I had not to ask any questions!!
  Oh the memories! Anyway bro, the dome is worth getting up for   
  

  
  LOL!! I'm picturing any of my aunts saying that and the thought makes me deeply, deeply troubled. 
• #4 by champ007 on 31 Jan, 2008 22:03
• LOL.... lets just say I learned at a early age not to ask questions I really didn't want to know the answers too!
• #5 by warhawk on 31 Jan, 2008 22:14
• champ....that's some funny stuff right there.
  
  WARHAWK
• #6 by GASlick on 01 Feb, 2008 06:27
• Aren't Southern relatives GREAT Champ!!  My Great grandparents all grew up on farms in South Georgia.  Oh the stories I could tell.  In the south we don't hide our crazy people - We bring 'em out and show 'em off.  LOL
• #7 by dieseldan04 on 06 Apr, 2008 14:10
• I hit my head getting in a car one day and all of my customers commented on the scratch I had from it for days.
• #8 by tomgallagher on 06 Apr, 2008 15:02
• You can't be in a hurry with an HB or you will pay the price.