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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2007, 10:07:25 PM »
What a beautiful little girl, Tyler !!!   You'll be guarding her in years to come,  when the boys come chasing.   Maybe you could tell the boys about the farting ...   but that probably won't drive away the dawgs.



No, but my 12 guage will!  LOL
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2007, 10:08:51 PM »
Cute stuff Tyler!  My daughter, which is two now used to
bust some good ones out.  My wife would tell me "I know
who's side of the family she takes after".  God bless the
little ones and cherish them because they grow up quick!

You have quite the little angel yourself Hawk!  Looks like we may have to both invest in Smith and Wesson.

Time does fly by fast with these little ones.
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2007, 12:06:55 AM »
look on the bright side, at least you know she has one of your character traits already.
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2007, 01:56:45 AM »
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.

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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2007, 02:30:51 AM »
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.



He's a cute kid bro!  Do you think he'll be able to outrun a shotgun in 15 years?  #u#T3r

Just kidding bro.  It's the same thing I tell one of my best friends when he tells me his son is going to marry my daughter.

In all seriousness.  Hopefully they can meet one day.  I'd really like to get the fam down to OZ one of these days.
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2007, 06:52:58 AM »
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.



In all seriousness.  Hopefully they can meet one day.  I'd really like to get the fam down to OZ one of these days.

Why would you want to go to OZ? Giant mice that jump around, toilet water spins backwards, people talk funny, and they have crroked sticks that come back at you when you try to play "fetch" with your dog!  :*))
I'll pass!

j/k, JDog (+ Better Half). I've wanted to travel down under for many years, but financial constraints and "life" in general have put that on hold.


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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2007, 07:06:54 AM »
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.



I didn't think there were any still around now.

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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2007, 10:10:55 AM »
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.



I didn't think there were any still around now.
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2007, 10:19:29 AM »
There is still one in McHenry Illinois and one in downstate Illinois that I know of still operating.
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2007, 11:30:16 AM »
Cute stuff Tyler!  My daughter, which is two now used to
bust some good ones out.  My wife would tell me "I know
who's side of the family she takes after".  God bless the
little ones and cherish them because they grow up quick!

You have quite the little angel yourself Hawk!  Looks like we may have to both invest in Smith and Wesson.

Time does fly by fast with these little ones.

I agree about the Smith and Wesson!  My 11 year old is already getting calls from
boys that I hang up on frequently!  LOL!!!!

My 11 year old daughter Jolie all dressed up for church (I'm sure you can
see why I am having to hang up on boys - LOL!!)





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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2007, 11:31:32 AM »
There are a couple drive inns here in Cali also.  I did a report on them when I was in college and I believe there were only 8 left in the nation.
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2007, 11:55:05 AM »
There are a couple drive inns here in Cali also.  I did a report on them when I was in college and I believe there were only 8 left in the nation.

I haven't seen a drive in here in Texas since I was in my teens!
My parents used to take my sister and I all the time when we
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2007, 01:48:19 PM »
She's a cutie. All babies are like that. Have a few more Ty, and you'll have your self a methane orchestra. My son did that when He was 2months in the damn grocery store. People see the baby, but still give the parent the dirty looks. I think I said "He gets it from his mother".

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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2007, 04:24:48 PM »
She is WAY to pretty to be farting.  GOTTA be her dad blaming it on HER!!!!!

I agree with Paul in this one..... Dad is totally blaming her so he doesn't have to be ful of shame in front of his beautiful wife.


and on a side note

Tyler and HAwk your little girls are so beautiful congrats guys.
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2007, 09:38:22 PM »
Levi is a champ with the farts!!!!! and burps are even  better!!! he def takes after his dad!

Hopefully this pic works, but come on tyler look how cute he is!!!!

 



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