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My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« on: December 04, 2007, 06:17:39 PM »
and I crack up everytime she does it.  I'm serious.  It's one of the funniest things that I come across in a day.  How can such a big noise come out of such a small little girl?


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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2007, 06:20:01 PM »
that is funny as hell bro. mo son did that too. must be some really good groceries you givin' her.


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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2007, 06:28:11 PM »
Ty, trust me. At that age they will burp and fart like nothing you've heard.

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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2007, 06:30:27 PM »
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2007, 06:31:52 PM »
Here's a couple pictures of my farting angel...



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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2007, 06:39:34 PM »
She is WAY to pretty to be farting.  GOTTA be her dad blaming it on HER!!!!!
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2007, 07:21:46 PM »
Cute stuff Tyler!  My daughter, which is two now used to
bust some good ones out.  My wife would tell me "I know
who's side of the family she takes after".  God bless the
little ones and cherish them because they grow up quick!

It is amazing she went from this:



to this in no time at all:


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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2007, 07:23:59 PM »
and I crack up everytime she does it.  I'm serious.  It's one of the funniest things that I come across in a day.  How can such a big noise come out of such a small little girl?

You must be so proud ....  O:O

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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2007, 07:59:56 PM »
and I crack up everytime she does it.  I'm serious.  It's one of the funniest things that I come across in a day.  How can such a big noise come out of such a small little girl?

You must be so proud ....  O:O



Somehow, I can just bet that he really is!! :@`  It's amazing how really gross or disgusting stuff coming out of your own child seems to be different.  Still gross and disgusting.... but different...... ^-^
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2007, 08:02:16 PM »
Beautiful Little Girl, Tyler
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2007, 08:10:08 PM »
Kids will do something almost everyday to amaze you or make you laugh. Guaranteed.
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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2007, 09:02:23 PM »
Funny stuff and gorgeous girl.


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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2007, 09:18:44 PM »
T.....that is so HILARIOUS!!!  u got a cute little daughter.  oh...hawk...u got a cute daughter as well.  they must take after the mothers.  :px

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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2007, 09:57:37 PM »
Cute kids! :)

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Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2007, 09:57:44 PM »
What a beautiful little girl, Tyler !!!   You'll be guarding her in years to come,  when the boys come chasing.   Maybe you could tell the boys about the farting ...   but that probably won't drive away the dawgs.

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