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I need Funny punchlines !!
by
DSCSK
on 30 Dec, 2013 09:27
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Since school starts on the 3rd of january for me, i need something catchy to say to people when they ask me why im bald.
Im definitely going to say that im studying the laws of reflection to my physics teacher (if you know what I mean
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#1
by
Roger
on 30 Dec, 2013 20:22
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Tell them you had a growth spurt during the school break and now you're taller than your hair.
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#2
by
DSCSK
on 30 Dec, 2013 21:15
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that's a good one.
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#3
by
Timmer
on 31 Dec, 2013 01:07
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I'm getting in touch with my inner Buddha.
I got tired of the toupee. (Watching their face trying to work it out is priceless.)
My legs are too hard to reach.
Act surprised and touch your bald head with horror, say "I knew that Mexican Rogaine was a bad idea."
Simply say, "Who loves ya baby?"
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#4
by
Cave Dweller
on 31 Dec, 2013 08:08
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I always say my hair just migrated south. People's eyes actually have glanced down when I have said that.
I got tired of the toupee. (Watching their face trying to work it out is priceless.)
I am going to have to try that one.
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#5
by
stasiu
on 31 Dec, 2013 08:32
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I'm saving money for college, so I quit hair as my New Year's Resolution.
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#6
by
BBCESQ
on 31 Dec, 2013 11:05
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I got a wild hair and couldn't find it.
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#7
by
DSCSK
on 01 Jan, 2014 00:39
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#8
by
DSCSK
on 01 Jan, 2014 00:44
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Im definitely going to use all this with your permission. And im pretty sure that its going to be fun.
Btw, Happy new year everyone
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#9
by
geeman
on 01 Jan, 2014 04:37
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Tell them "I donated my hair to charity, so a bald guy can have hair...I'm on a waiting list for a donor myself"
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#10
by
buffon2012
on 03 Jan, 2014 05:50
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LOL
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#11
by
Sir Harry
on 03 Jan, 2014 06:58
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1. I wanted to be the first in the class to try something different...but growing extra long hair was already taken
2. My barber was drunk today
3. It's real cool, maybe you should try it!
4. Let's see who gets the most girls to touch his head!
5. I bet I spend less time getting ready for school!