Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say :

• Top 30 "Thangs " You`ll never hear a Southern Boy say : by aarrggh on 24 Dec, 2011 17:30
• 30. When i retire, I`m movin` north .
  29. I`ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex .
  28. Duct tape won`t fix that .
  27. Come to think of it, I`ll have a Heineken .
  26. We don`t keep firearms in this house .
  25. You can`t feed that to the dog .
  24. No kids in the back of the pickup, It`s just not safe .
  23. Wrestling is fake .
  22. We`re vegetarians .
  21. Do you think my gut is too big ?
  20. Honey, We don`t need another dog .
  19. Who gives a damn who won the civil war .
  18. Give me the small bag of pork rinds .
  17. Too many deer heads detract from the decor .
  16. I just could`nt find a thing at Wal-Mart today .
  15. Trim the fat off that steak .
  14. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso .
  13. The tires on that truck are too big .
  12. Unsweetened tea tastes better .
  11. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffanys .
  10. I`ve got two cases of Zima for the Superbowl .
   9. Checkmate .
   8. She`s too young to be wearing a bikini .
   7. Hey` here`s an episode of "Hee Haa" that we have`nt seen .
   6. I don`t have a favorite college team .
   5. You Guys .
   4. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae .
   3. Oh i just could`nt, she`s only sixteen .
   2. Ive got it all on the C: Drive .
• #1 by Mike on 24 Dec, 2011 21:09
• What's number 1?
• #2 by Daven on 25 Dec, 2011 04:30
• ALL are hysterical but #9 had me almost pee my pants with laughter!  Are you saying southerners are dumb? ..... not totally un-true. We Isn't. (
  
  (American by birth, southern by the Grace of God) I miss living in Gowaga
• #3 by Slynito on 25 Dec, 2011 07:33
• Y'all do know there's lots of Yankee rednecks. And they're dumb as fence posts and they all are as ugly as a mud covered fence with a crow on each end.
  
    
• #4 by BillOnBass on 25 Dec, 2011 09:10
• The South:  It's just better. 
  
  Merry Christmas!
• #5 by Arnie on 25 Dec, 2011 14:10
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• #6 by Tyler on 26 Dec, 2011 22:06
• Quote from: Mike on 24 Dec, 2011 21:09

  What's number 1?
  

  
  That is number 1
• #7 by Slynito on 30 Dec, 2011 09:44
• Hummmm, what could number one be?
• #8 by tomgallagher on 30 Dec, 2011 10:02
• Quote from: Slynito on 30 Dec, 2011 09:44

  Hummmm, what could number one be?
  

  
  God bless Abe Lincoln.
• #9 by Slynito on 30 Dec, 2011 10:21
• I wuz readin' an article in the Wall Street Journal about....