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Tragic physics joke
by
Slyfive
on 19 Dec, 2011 12:51
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Back when I was at school my physics teacher told this one:
A thirsty neutron walks into a bar and goes upto the barman Perry the proton to get a beer.
Upon asking for a beer, the proton hands him a glass of green sludge, confused, the neutron states that 'this isn't beer', and asks for the genuine article.
Again, the proton hands him a glass of green sludge.
'this isn't beer!' cried the neutron
'yes it is sir!' replied the proton
'are you sure?' questioned the neutron.
The proton quickly retorted...
'of course, I'm positive'.
Awful I know
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#1
by
Paul the Headblader
on 19 Dec, 2011 13:11
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hehe:D
"positive" :d
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#2
by
TheSlyBear
on 19 Dec, 2011 15:01
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Meanwhile, the electron is sitting in the corner of the bar crying into his beer, because, naturally, he's negative.
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#3
by
CraftyGuy
on 19 Dec, 2011 15:11
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Nice to see y'all getting a charge out of these!
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#4
by
Slynito
on 19 Dec, 2011 15:21
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#5
by
Tyler
on 19 Dec, 2011 15:31
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Then the sly Proton walks into the bar and all Electrons are suddenly attracted to him.
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#6
by
Slyfive
on 19 Dec, 2011 17:13
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Then he drank too much and spit his quarks all over the place
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#7
by
Arnie
on 23 Dec, 2011 23:08
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Not to mention the atomic bomb that was dropped in the lavatory.
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#8
by
Slynito
on 25 Dec, 2011 08:00
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Y'all are funnier than a one legged cat trying to bury a turd in a frozen pond.
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#9
by
Slyfive
on 25 Dec, 2011 13:44
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Was it Schroedinger's cat?
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#10
by
TheSlyBear
on 25 Dec, 2011 16:52
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Was it Schroedinger's cat?
How would we know?
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#11
by
CraftyGuy
on 25 Dec, 2011 20:30
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Was it Schroedinger's cat?
How would we know?
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#12
by
Slyfive
on 05 Feb, 2012 14:18
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Was it Schroedinger's cat?
How would we know?
One would merely open the box
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#13
by
InProgress
on 05 Feb, 2012 18:33
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A thirsty proton walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The neutron bartender hands him a glass of green sludge. Confused, the proton says, 'this isn't beer!'
The neutron takes it back and hands him another glass of green sludge.
'This still isn't beer!' cried the proton.
'Yes it is sir!' replied the neutron
'Are you sure?'
The neutron retorted, "Sir, I'm positive."
"No I'm positive!" said the proton.
"Ok then," the neutron replied, "no charge."
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#14
by
Slyfive
on 06 Feb, 2012 18:38
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A thirsty proton walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The neutron bartender hands him a glass of green sludge. Confused, the proton says, 'this isn't beer!'
The neutron takes it back and hands him another glass of green sludge.
'This still isn't beer!' cried the proton.
'Yes it is sir!' replied the neutron
'Are you sure?'
The neutron retorted, "Sir, I'm positive."
"No I'm positive!" said the proton.
"Ok then," the neutron replied, "no charge."
InProgress, your refinements are particle-ularly good, they make the joke