Tragic physics joke

[Slyfive]

Back when I was at school my physics teacher told this one:

A thirsty neutron walks into a bar and goes upto the barman Perry the proton to get a beer.
Upon asking for a beer, the proton hands him a glass of green sludge, confused, the neutron states that 'this isn't beer', and asks for the genuine article.
Again, the proton hands him a glass of green sludge.
'this isn't beer!' cried the neutron
'yes it is sir!' replied the proton
'are you sure?' questioned the neutron.
The proton quickly retorted...
'of course, I'm positive'.


Awful I know

[Paul the Headblader]

hehe:D
"positive" :d

[TheSlyBear]

Meanwhile, the electron is sitting in the corner of the bar crying into his beer, because, naturally, he's negative.

[CraftyGuy]

Nice to see y'all getting a charge out of these! 

[Slynito]

I'll remain neutron on this.... nawh,

[Tyler]

Then the sly Proton walks into the bar and all Electrons are suddenly attracted to him.

[Slyfive]

Then he drank too much and spit his quarks all over the place

[Arnie]

Not to mention the atomic bomb that was dropped in the lavatory.

[Slynito]

Y'all are funnier than a one legged cat trying to bury a turd in a frozen pond.

 

[Slyfive]

Was it Schroedinger's cat?

[TheSlyBear]

Was it Schroedinger's cat?

How would we know? 

[CraftyGuy]

Was it Schroedinger's cat?

How would we know? 

[Slyfive]

Was it Schroedinger's cat?

How would we know? 

One would merely open the box

[InProgress]

A thirsty proton walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The neutron bartender hands him a glass of green sludge. Confused, the proton says, 'this isn't beer!'
The neutron takes it back and hands him another glass of green sludge.
'This still isn't beer!' cried the proton.
'Yes it is sir!' replied the neutron
'Are you sure?'
The neutron retorted, "Sir, I'm positive."
"No I'm positive!" said the proton.
"Ok then," the neutron replied, "no charge."

[Slyfive]

A thirsty proton walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The neutron bartender hands him a glass of green sludge. Confused, the proton says, 'this isn't beer!'
The neutron takes it back and hands him another glass of green sludge.
'This still isn't beer!' cried the proton.
'Yes it is sir!' replied the neutron
'Are you sure?'
The neutron retorted, "Sir, I'm positive."
"No I'm positive!" said the proton.
"Ok then," the neutron replied, "no charge."

InProgress, your refinements are particle-ularly good, they make the joke