FWIW: Forgot Where I Was .
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair .
ROFLACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Cant Get Up .
DWI: Driving While Incontinent .
LOL: Living On Lipitor .
OMG: Oy,My Grandchildren !
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On ?
WTF: Whats Todays Fish ?
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth .
GTG: Gotta Groan .
TGIF: Thank Goodness Its Four . ( Four O'Clock Early Bird Special )
FWB: Friend With Betablockers .
FYI: For Your Indigestion .
TTYL: Talk To You Louder .
MILF: Meal Id Like To Forget .
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out .
LWO: Lawrence Welks On .
MGAD: My Grandsons A Doctor .
SUS: Speak Up , Sonny .
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age .
GOML: Get Off My Lawn .