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YOU'RE 2 old 2 go trick or treating if... by warhawk on 29 Oct, 2009 11:10
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hello fellow chrome domes: this was given 2 me from a co-worker. i thought it was funny & wanted 2 share it with u.
YOU'RE TOO OLD TO GO TRICK OR TREATING IF...
10. u get winded from knocking on the door.
9. u have to have another kid chew the candy 4 u
8. u ask for high-fiber candy only.
7. when someone drops candy in your bag and u lose your balance and fall over
6. people say "great boris karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask
5. when the door opens and u yell, "trick or....." and u can't remember the rest
4. by the end of the night u have a bag full of restraining orders
3. u carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece (that's one that we will never worry about)
2. you're the only power ranger in the neighborhood with a walker
and the #1 reason.....
1. u have 2 keep going home 2 pee !!!
WARHAWK
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#1 by aarrggh on 29 Oct, 2009 18:34
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Good Post
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#2 by jrppsuobx on 30 Oct, 2009 20:20
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You have me laughing Tyler! Good Post
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#3 by TheSlyBear on 30 Oct, 2009 20:29
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... your beard gets in the way of your mask...
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#4 by Tyler on 31 Oct, 2009 00:26
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You have me laughing Tyler! Good Post
Thanks, but I have to give Warhawk the credit for this one!