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#15 by D.A.L.U.I. on 20 Jun, 2009 11:50
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Early on I had one person say, "Cancer?" I posted about it on this board and someone gave me the perfect comeback, "No, Libra actually, what's your sign?"
It took about three months for some one to be dumb enough to ask again, and I was glad I was locked and loaded w/ that one! 
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#16 by DJ_Bald on 27 Jun, 2009 11:52
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Dope #1: WHY did you shave your head ?
SBG: "Because I like it...duh! "
Dope #2: "I dont like your head shaved"
SBG: "theres a lot of things I dont like about you but I have enough class not to comment" -
#17 by geoguy on 29 Jun, 2009 01:29
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DJ- I like Dope#2... I'll remember that one for next time...
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#18 by slyatlast on 29 Jun, 2009 05:47
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Guess I'm lucky. Can't remember ever having a negative comment. My only reply has been that my hair was getting thinner and grayer so I just got rid of it.
.....maybe it's because I looked really bad with hair!
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#19 by Wowo on 02 Aug, 2009 09:16
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I say, because I have been handsome long enough!
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#20 by Bolohead on 02 Aug, 2009 13:26
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"I can sleep off being drunk..... but you sure can't sleep that ugly off"
"I do like the fact that I took care of my problem, NOW what can you do about yours" Stolen from another SBG here.
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#21 by spark520 on 02 Aug, 2009 15:27
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Awe your just jealous of my solar panel for a sex machine
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#22 by Antimidas on 02 Aug, 2009 15:39
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Oh no spark. You didn't! I think that one was banned.
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#23 by Ollie_Boy on 11 Aug, 2009 12:36
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This is a gooden if the person goes out to try and offend you:
" If you dont like my head then I can wear a hat, but your broke and fat, theres no hat for that." -
#24 by PigPen on 11 Aug, 2009 14:36
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Awe your just jealous of my solar panel for a sex machine
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#25 by Mikekoz13 on 11 Aug, 2009 16:12
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I prefer the direct approach:
YOU GOT A FUCKIN' PROBLEM WITH IT a$$hole!!!?
!!?? DO YA'!!!!?
Just kidding...... I figure they are an a$$hole and just start staring at them and laughing. When they ask what I'm laughing at I just laugh harder. -
#26 by Ollie_Boy on 11 Aug, 2009 16:39
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YOU GOT A f**kIN' PROBLEM WITH IT a$$hole!!!?
!!?? DO YA'!!!!?
This line definatly needs to be followed with a Stone Cold Stunner and then shake 2 cans of beer on yourself -
#27 by Mikekoz13 on 12 Aug, 2009 04:50
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YOU GOT A f**kIN' PROBLEM WITH IT a$$hole!!!?
!!?? DO YA'!!!!?
This line definatly needs to be followed with a Stone Cold Stunner and then shake 2 cans of beer on yourself
I didn't get this at first but I did a little googling...... I think this is a good thing!!!!........ but I'd rather pour the beer INTO myself!
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#28 by Wowo on 15 Aug, 2009 13:02
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I have also used this 3 word reply a couple times....'Head Lice!'