On average it takes me 50 mins to shave and let me tell you I love every minute of it.

How can anyone not like head shaving? It's something I cannot comprehend.
It's great when you have the best products in the world.
Bro your routine must be ridiculously complicated!
Nope.
I really do need to get a t-shirt printed that reads: "Free from the tyranny of hair"
On average it takes me 50 mins to shave and let me tell you I love every minute of it.

How can anyone not like head shaving? It's something I cannot comprehend.
It's great when you have the best products in the world.
Bro your routine must be ridiculously complicated!
It must. I can shower, shave and dress in 20 mins
I vote yes, I would still definitely shave. I can still grow a thick, full head of hair, I just prefer sly over any other style.
No. I'd have to sell the forum or have all of you guys rise up and hunt me down.
On average it takes me 50 mins to shave and let me tell you I love every minute of it.

How can anyone not like head shaving? It's something I cannot comprehend.
It's great when you have the best products in the world.
Bro your routine must be ridiculously complicated!
Seriously. I wouldn't have a shaved head if it took that long to shave it every day.
No. I'd have to sell the forum or have all of you guys rise up and hunt me down.
And we would, too. It would be an act of betrayal on a massive scale, you know.
On average it takes me 50 mins to shave and let me tell you I love every minute of it.

How can anyone not like head shaving? It's something I cannot comprehend.
It's great when you have the best products in the world.
Bro your routine must be ridiculously complicated!
Seriously. I wouldn't have a shaved head if it took that long to shave it every day.
Then you are not a dedicated sly bald guy

I think it has to do with my mathematics degree. When you learn abstract mathematics at the university level you learn to be extremely patient. Sometimes the
solution to a question will come to your mind after 7 days, sometimes never.
I should say though the electric shaver that I'm using now and the shaving oil are helping me get it done a little faster.
Then you are not a dedicated sly bald guy 
I think it has to do with my mathematics degree. When you learn abstract mathematics at the university level you learn to be extremely patient.
No, I'm a dedicated sly guy who can get the job done 5 times faster than you can.

Why does a mathematics degree make you a slow head shaver?
Are we splitting hairs here, or counting them?

Fifty minutes is more than enough time to "enjoy the moment"! Personally, I like to get it over with and enjoy the end result!
On average it takes me 50 mins to shave and let me tell you I love every minute of it.

How can anyone not like head shaving? It's something I cannot comprehend.
It's great when you have the best products in the world.
Bro your routine must be ridiculously complicated!
Seriously. I wouldn't have a shaved head if it took that long to shave it every day.
I agree here, you must have a lot of free time on your hands. Even when I take my time I'm done in under 10 minutes!
It takes me about 30 minutes to shower and shave the noggin. I elected to go sly, even with most of my hair intact. Power to the sly always