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#15 by MR. CLEAN on 23 Mar, 2007 19:36
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Hands down two of the Worst Films on Record are AVP [Alien Vs. Preditor] and Blade Trinity. Both of these movies were Cinematic Crap for their own very special reason...
AVP, you had a possible Gold Mine but the Producers decided "Lets make it PG 13 so as to make even more money", to bad the offering was a Fart Released to the Masses to Gag On! I mean, How do you have Preditor victims hanged BUT STILL CLOTHED?
WTF! Not just that, whenever something that looked like it was going to make some of the ticket price worth it would be about to happen THEY CUT TO ANOTHER SCENE! YOU SAW NOTHING! 
Blade Trinity was just a Thought that should have been Let Go by whatever Looser wrote that ScreenPlay! It was a perfect example of how if you really try hard, anyone can screw up a good thing. I mean, this was a class in how to screw up a movie... any Movie that you have a Pro Wrestler as a star is going to suck their character is not much different than their in ring persona! You Learn that in the first day of Film Class
! Hell, Lets not stop their, the only acting that you could justify as Solid was Westley Snipes, Lord knows that he could not screw up a role that he perfected, but he managed to be a little shaky himself in a few scenes. All the rest of the acting was a collective Stink Bomb that those who actually saw the film had to attempt to stomach, for the hope of some solid fight scenes... And those Even managed to Suck!
The worst Part of Both of these films, not the fact that the acting was shotty, or the collective concepts of both films were Cinematic Let Downs, was the fact that they were both DEATH NELS for two Great film Franchises. I mean, How do you manage to Screw Up a Blade/Alien Vs. Preditor Movie, The concepts are practically all you need. But both of these films were instruction on how to make movies that SUCK! Neither of these should have been released to the masses, I mean, Straight to VHS (not good enough for Straight to DVD). EIGHT DOLLARS AND 3-5 HOURS OF MY LIFE WERE WASTED AND I WANT THEM BACK DARN IT!
I say, Put the Directors, Writers, and Actors out of their collective Misseries
and the producers ought to be Castraited with Rusted Spoons, Hunted Down like the Animals that they are and SHOT 
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Those movies made me ILL
, The thought that there are people out there that can dream up ways to screw up cinematic gold is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouth, expecially when the concept is applied to two franchises you enjoyed.
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#16 by don on 23 Mar, 2007 22:06
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Pride and Prejudice was the worst.They showed it at the local library in my neighborhood and it really sucked.I seriously don't know what kind of brains could like such a horrible borefest as this.I think it's mostly a woman's movie and it takes place in another century with English accents and boring old fashioned love story material.Total crap.
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#17 by jusbnme on 24 Mar, 2007 05:45
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Hands down two of the Worst Films on Record are AVP [Alien Vs. Preditor] and Blade Trinity. Both of these movies were Cinematic Crap for their own very special reason...
AVP, you had a possible Gold Mine but the Producers decided "Lets make it PG 13 so as to make even more money", to bad the offering was a Fart Released to the Masses to Gag On! I mean, How do you have Preditor victims hanged BUT STILL CLOTHED? WTF! Not just that, whenever something that looked like it was going to make some of the ticket price worth it would be about to happen THEY CUT TO ANOTHER SCENE! YOU SAW NOTHING!
Blade Trinity was just a Thought that should have been Let Go by whatever Looser wrote that ScreenPlay! It was a perfect example of how if you really try hard, anyone can screw up a good thing. I mean, this was a class in how to screw up a movie... any Movie that you have a Pro Wrestler as a star is going to suck their character is not much different than their in ring persona! You Learn that in the first day of Film Class! Hell, Lets not stop their, the only acting that you could justify as Solid was Westley Snipes, Lord knows that he could not screw up a role that he perfected, but he managed to be a little shaky himself in a few scenes. All the rest of the acting was a collective Stink Bomb that those who actually saw the film had to attempt to stomach, for the hope of some solid fight scenes... And those Even managed to Suck!
The worst Part of Both of these films, not the fact that the acting was shotty, or the collective concepts of both films were Cinematic Let Downs, was the fact that they were both DEATH NELS for two Great film Franchises. I mean, How do you manage to Screw Up a Blade/Alien Vs. Preditor Movie, The concepts are practically all you need. But both of these films were instruction on how to make movies that SUCK! Neither of these should have been released to the masses, I mean, Straight to VHS (not good enough for Straight to DVD). EIGHT DOLLARS AND 3-5 HOURS OF MY LIFE WERE WASTED AND I WANT THEM BACK DARN IT!
I say, Put the Directors, Writers, and Actors out of their collective Misseries and the producers ought to be Castraited with Rusted Spoons, Hunted Down like the Animals that they are and SHOT !
Those movies made me ILL, The thought that there are people out there that can dream up ways to screw up cinematic gold is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouth, expecially when the concept is applied to two franchises you enjoyed.
Damn bro!!! I don't want to be on your bad side.
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#18 by BaldRob on 25 Mar, 2007 19:38
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Hands down two of the Worst Films on Record are AVP [Alien Vs. Preditor] and Blade Trinity. Both of these movies were Cinematic Crap for their own very special reason...
AVP, you had a possible Gold Mine but the Producers decided "Lets make it PG 13 so as to make even more money", to bad the offering was a Fart Released to the Masses to Gag On! I mean, How do you have Preditor victims hanged BUT STILL CLOTHED? WTF! Not just that, whenever something that looked like it was going to make some of the ticket price worth it would be about to happen THEY CUT TO ANOTHER SCENE! YOU SAW NOTHING!
Blade Trinity was just a Thought that should have been Let Go by whatever Looser wrote that ScreenPlay! It was a perfect example of how if you really try hard, anyone can screw up a good thing. I mean, this was a class in how to screw up a movie... any Movie that you have a Pro Wrestler as a star is going to suck their character is not much different than their in ring persona! You Learn that in the first day of Film Class! Hell, Lets not stop their, the only acting that you could justify as Solid was Westley Snipes, Lord knows that he could not screw up a role that he perfected, but he managed to be a little shaky himself in a few scenes. All the rest of the acting was a collective Stink Bomb that those who actually saw the film had to attempt to stomach, for the hope of some solid fight scenes... And those Even managed to Suck!
The worst Part of Both of these films, not the fact that the acting was shotty, or the collective concepts of both films were Cinematic Let Downs, was the fact that they were both DEATH NELS for two Great film Franchises. I mean, How do you manage to Screw Up a Blade/Alien Vs. Preditor Movie, The concepts are practically all you need. But both of these films were instruction on how to make movies that SUCK! Neither of these should have been released to the masses, I mean, Straight to VHS (not good enough for Straight to DVD). EIGHT DOLLARS AND 3-5 HOURS OF MY LIFE WERE WASTED AND I WANT THEM BACK DARN IT!
I say, Put the Directors, Writers, and Actors out of their collective Misseries and the producers ought to be Castraited with Rusted Spoons, Hunted Down like the Animals that they are and SHOT !
Those movies made me ILL, The thought that there are people out there that can dream up ways to screw up cinematic gold is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouth, expecially when the concept is applied to two franchises you enjoyed.
Hey Mr. Clean.... we really need to get you to open up and tell us how you really feel!
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#19 by wpruitt on 25 Mar, 2007 21:38
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Tell us how you really feel Mr. Clean!!
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#20 by MR. CLEAN on 26 Mar, 2007 19:22
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Believe me, if I were to tell you how I "Really Feel", You guys may want to alert those in the Law Enforcement Community that there is a Cracked Bulb roaming the Streets
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#21 by HotCajun on 26 Mar, 2007 23:04
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The worst movie for me was Napoleon Dynamite (the first time around)....I honestly couldn't believe I didn't fall asleep. I felt like my IQ dropped after seeing it.
They should've put a warning label on this movie!
WARNING: YOU MUST BE INEBRIATED BEFORE SCREENING THE FOLLOWING FILM
I did watch it again, recently, and realized that it is a much funnier movie if you are waisted drunk. So, if you have nothing to do on a friday or saturday night....get drunk with some buddies and try watching it again
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#22 by Cy on 27 Mar, 2007 03:40
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I popped Borat in and basically chuckled a couple times, then started to read something, intermittently hearing something outrageous or whatever..... that was pretty bad.
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#23 by Tyler on 27 Mar, 2007 10:42
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I'm a huge Edward Norton fan, but 25th hour was a horrible movie.
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#24 by MR. CLEAN on 27 Mar, 2007 15:51
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I'm a huge Edward Norton fan, but 25th hour was a horrible movie.
Dude, Ed Norton was Dope in American History X/Fight Club... Hard not to be a Fan
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#25 by HardKor on 27 Mar, 2007 23:32
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Napolean Dynamite for sure. And Borat! That movie irritated me.
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#26 by HotCajun on 27 Mar, 2007 23:35
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Napolean Dynamite for sure. And Borat! That movie irritated me.
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#27 by ar3inc on 28 Mar, 2007 01:24
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I catch some parts of Borat earlier this week. I have admit it seemed funny to me.
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#28 by PigPen on 28 Mar, 2007 07:04
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I haven't wanted to see Borat.......think it will be that way for a while too.
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#29 by MR. CLEAN on 28 Mar, 2007 16:34
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Dudes & Dudetts: the best Drunk film of all time is BeerFest! Not only does it have a weak plot, not only does it have horrible acting and more holes in the plot than a wheel of swiss cheese, BUT DUDE ITS ABOUT BEER! INSANELY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRINKING! The entire movie is practically one long drinking game... I defy anyone to take a drink whenever something stupid takes place or a Gigantic Plot hole is discovered, you can not make it movie length without getting completely and utterly tanked! That movie was made for Drinking Games
