......Darn the luck. You shouldnt have opened it. Now you have to go to another thread and make a post. If you fail, you will be charge $19.99 plus shipping and handling for opening this thread.
Great to see you back and up to your old self my Friend!!!
Oh yeah......... bill me........
Oh yeah......... bill me........ 
That's right... just try to get money out of this bald guy....
Timmay...you have no chance of gettin cash outa this SBG!
Did you not know that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny?
copper wire it will be then!
Timmay, the check is in the mail!
Thanks Timmay!!!

Jokes on you though, I'll pay the $19.99 but as you never specified currency, I'll pay with Canadian. So you'll be getting around $5 US
OK That just made my DAY! JER BUDDY! Where the hell you been?